If I Had To See This So Do All Of You Motherfuckers.

If I had to see this so do all of you motherfuckers.

Don't Ask Me Where I Got This Screenshot, But There Is A Girlie Out There With A $20,000 Life-sized Astarion

Don't ask me where I got this screenshot, but there is a girlie out there with a $20,000 life-sized Astarion sex doll.

I just have to ask…were the fanfics not enough??

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4 years ago

I did it!

Ok... So I know probably like no one cares... but I just got one of my two vaccines today (Specifically the Pfizer vaccine) and...

I somehow didn't have a panic attack!

Like usually I'm a crying mess no matter what size of needle as long as they're the hypodermic kind. The mere thought of them freaks me out.

But somehow... I just sat there, in a kinda flimsy white chair between a nurse and my dad, distraction in hand (that distraction was an episode of JJBA) I had only just pressed play and dropped my arm, felt a her wipe my arm with an alcohol pad and then a tiny pinch... and... bam.. done.. didn't even get 5 seconds into it. No tears were shed, no public embarrassment!

I AM SO FUCKING PROUD OF MYSELF, I FEEL LIKE A GOD OR SOMETHING!!

Anyway so apparently my arm is supposed to ache or something soon so it's gonna be less awesome when that happens..

I'll be posting more headcanons and stuff soon I just dipped back into mysme, so I'll probably briefly go back to my roots and write a couple Vanderwood and minor trio headcanons for old time's sake!


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1 year ago
jinxxedmisery - JinxxedMisery

SOOO Huion Kamvas Pros were on sale a couple weeks ago and I picked one up because duh why wouldn't I??? I'd be insane not to!

This is my first finished piece using it (also I learned how to apply textures to my art and omg it changes everything) I had to draw my mans so.. enjoy.. ignore his blob hand, I still don't get hands tbh


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6 years ago

Can I please request Vandy helping his insomniac MC try to sleep?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!

-You couldn’t sleep. 

-You tossed and turned but to no avail. 

-All you could do was stare at the ceiling waiting for your precious sleep to overcome you… 

-But it never did. 

-You sighed loudly. 

-Your boyfriend, Vanderwood was sleeping peacefully.

-You were jealous.

-How could he fall asleep so easily? 

-Vanderwood felt you moving around, trying to get comfortable. 

-He turned around. 

-”What’s wrong?” He asked

-”I can’t sleep.” 

-”Why?” 

-”I don’t know” 

-You smashed your face into your pillow. 

-This was frustrating.

-Without warning he wrapped his arms around you.

-He’d hoped that would relax you enough

-But nope.. You couldn’t fall asleep.

-He sighed grabbing a few things.. Lavender scented lotion and a melatonin pill. 

-He handed you the pill, you took it… 

-Then, he started to massage your back with the lavender scented lotion. 

-You finally started to relax.. 

-He noticed that and kept going. 

-By about 5AM you were finally fast asleep.

-And of course he let you sleep for as long as you needed. 


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2 years ago

Little known fact about me... I'm a Lokean, I have been for over a year.. I never mentioned that here, I know.. 🤭

Little Known Fact About Me... I'm A Lokean, I Have Been For Over A Year.. I Never Mentioned That Here,

Long ass spiritual ramble under the cut

I've been occupied with other things recently (namely getting a job for the first time) and I haven't had much mental energy to interact with him... so as reconciliation (ofc he demands that I don't need to apologize or anything but I did anyway) I made a new picture to go on his altar...

I also bought a statue (it was almost $150... RIP to my wallet 😭😭😭😭) it looks absolutely beautiful from the product pictures and it's handmade, reviews are good too, so I'm not too mad at the price.. it was the only one I could find that looked similar to how he usually appears to me... funny enough as I was browsing etsy looking for statues while I was taking a break from sketching, I said to him out loud... "damn.. it's all viking dudes with beards... none of these look enough like a twink"... and what do you know, the very next page, I found one that looks a hell of a lot more twink-like.. he even holds a rose which has special meaning to my spiritual journey with him. (First sign I asked him to show me and is my go to for signs now, I laid a bunch of fake roses on his altar too) I genuinely believe he put that one in front of me 😅


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1 year ago

Once again.. I've neglected Tumblr..

In my defense a lot has been going on and I haven't had the mental energy to post... buuuuuut..

I made this really nice painting. He got a spot on my art wall in my room.

I'm finally playing Aria of Sorrow.. Wish I could get Dawn of Sorrow too.. Maybe I will one day.. I have an old DSI that I haven't really used since I was 10.

And I saw the Grimior of Souls design and fell head over heels in love.. I wish I had an apple device.. if I did I'd be playing the shit out of it right about now.

Also side note.. I need to work on hands.... DESPERATELY.. why are they so hard to do?? Like the hand in this one looks like an amorphous blob 😵.. Anyone who can draw hands competently is a God, I'm serious.

Once Again.. I've Neglected Tumblr..

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4 years ago

In Quarantine with Mello & Matt

This is still relevant... right?.. Right????

Mello

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Ok so this man is irritable

He is even more irritable now that he can't leave the house for anything other than food, groceries, hospital trips and anything else that is important.

He will wear a mask and adhere to guidelines of course, he's not an idiot.

But expect more fights over mundane ass things like who washes the dishes or how annoyed he is that he can't get more chocolate because it's like 4am and the store is closed

.He totally supports small businesses around your area. He will buy their homemade chocolate products if he can..

He will throw hands if somebody coughs or sneezes on him.

Mello isn't the worst to be around during quarantine though.

When working from home (which he does most of the time anyway) he likes cuddles and just general being in the same room as you are.

He gets kinda into baking and really into writing.

Mello really enjoys making bread especially with you.

He also likes making cakes and other sweets..

As for his writing, he gets to a point where he can basically churn out a novel per month... and yes he publishes that shit!

So while Mr. Author extraordinaire is writing his many books of varying quality, he’s extra vulnerable to your affections.. Kisses, You got it, Hugs, Yea, sure, Just leave him be for a while after.

If you get into any other hobbies, he’ll try them with you. 

If you get into anything with yarn or anything like that, He’ll probably love it... He’s like lowkey kinda cottagecore

Mello also gets into online gaming to talk to Matt more often.

Matt

In Quarantine With Mello & Matt

He was basically in quarantine long before it all started. 

Basically nothing changed for him... Well except for the fact that MMOs are more popular!

He’s super stoked to play games all day and geek out.

Buuut, of course he still has a job... in the mafia.. There’s times where you have to force him out of his fantasy world and into the real world. 

Matt is super chill about basically everything... Though.. he is just a little bit stressed seeing the total cases rising.

The only way you could tell is by his smoking habits.

Matt does seem to get just a tad bit clingy... and lazy.

He wants to stay in bed or on the couch with you all day..

He, like Mello will be interested in whatever hobbies you decide to try.. But he won’t do knitting or crocheting... because “that’s old lady shit” to him.

Matt will LOVE you if you start baking though, He will be your designated food taster. 

Matt will try to get you into gaming as well as nerd culture if you aren’t already into it to some degree.

Slushie runs to the local 7 Eleven (Or similar slushie selling convenience stores) happen on an almost weekly basis.

He’ll eventually start impulse buying things he finds cute or interesting... so be prepared for a whole lot of meaningless junk... but I mean he is buying from small businesses online.. So that’s a good thing... But really.. Do you really need 200 worms on strings wearing top hats, Matt?


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3 years ago
Ok, I Know No One Asked But....

Ok, I know no one asked but....

Here's a preview of an OC I'm currently working on!

I worked too hard on him to let him just fade into my sketchbook... so I'm gonna push him on Tumblr.

His name is Everett Bathory and he's a vampire guitarist for a band of ghouls lol. I'm not at home for another week so I can't finish them entirely yet, but I'll probably post sketches and backstories while I wait to get back to my art supplies at home!


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6 years ago

Vandy’s reaction to his MC wearing his clothes?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!

-You and Vanderwood were at Seven’s house. 

-You had thought you would’ve gone home by the next day, but you were both still there.

-You had just woken up from your sleep only to realize you didn’t have anything to wear.

-You knew for a fact that Vanderwood packed a change of clothes in his bag before you both got here. 

-You had to figure out what you were going to do. 

-Stay in your clothes and feel disgusting all day… 

-Or use Vanderwood’s clothes and feel nice and fresh. 

-You decided on the latter. 

-His clothes were a bit big on you. so you had to cinch everything in a bit. and roll up the sleeves and pants.

-You looked in the mirror, thinking you looked acceptable, then left the room. 

-Vanderwood did not expect to see you in his clothes..

-You were beautiful in them 

-”M… MC…” He stuttered, a light blush appearing on his face. 

-”Yea?” you questioned. 

-”Why are you wearing my clothes?” 

-”I had nothing else to wear.”

-”O…Oh…”

-He then disappeared for the rest of the day until you had to go home.. (You could’ve sworn he had a nosebleed too…)


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6 years ago

!!!! Can I request cuddling headcanons for Jumin? The ones you wrote for Vandy are so cute!!!!

Yes, I totally can! Thanks for requesting anon!! 

-The most common place for you to cuddle is in bed. 

-Usually when cuddling he’ll wrap just one arm around you and use the other to run his fingers through your hair..

Other ways you’ll cuddle include: 

-You sitting on his lap with his arms around your waist. 

-He likes spooning… and he’s always the big spoon. 

-When he doesn’t want to fully cuddle, he’ll intertwine one of his legs with yours so he can still feel you there.

-He doesn’t care who’s watching, he’ll cuddle with you whenever he wants, be it at one of the RFA parties, in front of his father, in front of the press. 

-Jumin likes cuddling, he likes to get as close to you as possible.

-And of course, you know Elizabeth will probably join in on the cuddling too! 


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Artist/ fanfic writer 20 they/them ✌ 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️ Astarion brainrot is going strong.. save me

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