This is still relevant... right?.. Right????
Ok so this man is irritable
He is even more irritable now that he can't leave the house for anything other than food, groceries, hospital trips and anything else that is important.
He will wear a mask and adhere to guidelines of course, he's not an idiot.
But expect more fights over mundane ass things like who washes the dishes or how annoyed he is that he can't get more chocolate because it's like 4am and the store is closed
.He totally supports small businesses around your area. He will buy their homemade chocolate products if he can..
He will throw hands if somebody coughs or sneezes on him.
Mello isn't the worst to be around during quarantine though.
When working from home (which he does most of the time anyway) he likes cuddles and just general being in the same room as you are.
He gets kinda into baking and really into writing.
Mello really enjoys making bread especially with you.
He also likes making cakes and other sweets..
As for his writing, he gets to a point where he can basically churn out a novel per month... and yes he publishes that shit!
So while Mr. Author extraordinaire is writing his many books of varying quality, he’s extra vulnerable to your affections.. Kisses, You got it, Hugs, Yea, sure, Just leave him be for a while after.
If you get into any other hobbies, he’ll try them with you.
If you get into anything with yarn or anything like that, He’ll probably love it... He’s like lowkey kinda cottagecore
Mello also gets into online gaming to talk to Matt more often.
He was basically in quarantine long before it all started.
Basically nothing changed for him... Well except for the fact that MMOs are more popular!
He’s super stoked to play games all day and geek out.
Buuut, of course he still has a job... in the mafia.. There’s times where you have to force him out of his fantasy world and into the real world.
Matt is super chill about basically everything... Though.. he is just a little bit stressed seeing the total cases rising.
The only way you could tell is by his smoking habits.
Matt does seem to get just a tad bit clingy... and lazy.
He wants to stay in bed or on the couch with you all day..
He, like Mello will be interested in whatever hobbies you decide to try.. But he won’t do knitting or crocheting... because “that’s old lady shit” to him.
Matt will LOVE you if you start baking though, He will be your designated food taster.
Matt will try to get you into gaming as well as nerd culture if you aren’t already into it to some degree.
Slushie runs to the local 7 Eleven (Or similar slushie selling convenience stores) happen on an almost weekly basis.
He’ll eventually start impulse buying things he finds cute or interesting... so be prepared for a whole lot of meaningless junk... but I mean he is buying from small businesses online.. So that’s a good thing... But really.. Do you really need 200 worms on strings wearing top hats, Matt?
-It was an average day, nothing was really going on in your life on this day in particular...
-The only interesting thing you'd done was go over to 707's house.
-You'd been laying on one of his couches for the past two hours staring at your phone waiting for the other members of the RFA to join.
-when suddenly....
-The door clicked open...
-You immediately got up, grabbed a gun that 707 had under his coffee table and ran towards the room where seven was.
-"SEVEN!!! SOMEONE JUST GOT PAST YOUR SECURITY SYSTEM!" you yelled at the redhead hacker.
-"Relax MC, it's just my maid."
-"You have a maid??? You never bothered to tell me that."
-"sorry..."
-You sighed, that man was going to be the death of you..
-After a few minutes of just staring blankly at your friend, you left his office to greet the maid.
-That was when you saw them...
-a tall brunette man or woman..... (you weren't sure yet) facing away from you, taking off their shoes.
-"hello?" you squeaked nervously
-"Huh? Oh hello."
-Now you were pretty sure he was a male... from his voice..... But seven told you that he had a maid and this guy was clearly not a maid.
-"who are you?" you asked gripping the gun you'd grabbed earlier tighter behind your back.
-"My name is Vanderwood, I'm that idiot's supervisor... for work."
-he finally turned around to face you....
-You gasped... Damn he was gorgeous!!
-"Is there something on my face?" he asked, smirking.
-He knew... no doubt about it.... he knew that you found him attractive.
-"n...no..." you squeaked.
-"Do you by any chance know if Luciel completed his work?"
-"I don't know, He doesn't like it when I talk to him about his job... sorry"
-"Aw that's okay, I'll go check on him... I usually make dinner for him too... want to help?"
-And that was where it all began...
It’s that time of the year again
HCs for how Vanderwood acts when he’s tired?
Thanks for requesting, Anon!
-When Vanderwood is tired he’s very slow.
-He kind of shuts down.
-It’ll take him a while to process things.
-He’ll get super grumpy too.
-Like if you try to joke around or something, he’ll go after you. He will spare you no mercy!!
-He’ll complain about how messy you are (even if you’re super duper clean lol)
-In conclusion… Just let this guy sleep. He needs it!
Simping has extended to Elven kings, apologies lmao
Vandy reacting to finding blood on the bathroom floor and freaking out, thinking MC was hurt, but she just accidentally cut herself while shaving and forgot to clean up?
Thanks for requesting, Anon!
-It was like a horror scene…
-Blood EVERYWHERE.
-But mostly in the tub and on the floor.
-Vanderwood was mortified
-How could that much blood come out of a person?
-He looked around the house for you.
-He called out your name.
-He had finally found you in the living room.
-You looked to be okay.
-”MC Are you alright? There’s a ton of blood in the bathroom and it’s not mine.” He asked
-You laughed
-”Oh don’t worry, I just cut myself while shaving. I must have forgotten to clean up… My bad”
-He breathed a sigh of relief. You weren’t hurt.
-But you did leave a mess…
-A big mess…
-He still didn’t understand how you could have bled so much… But he didn’t question it.
-”You better clean it up” He growled.
-You gulped.
-”Y…Yes sir” You said before racing to the bathroom to clean it all up.
Would you be willing to write HCs for Jumin and Vanderwood where they get into an argument with their MC and end up hitting them?
Thanks for requesting, Anon!! I got a similar request to this one sooo I’ll just put them together lol.
Ask 2: Hello! Can I ask for having an huge and heated argument with Vanderwood? ♡ thank you!
-Jumin had left the house effectively leaving you to babysit Elizabeth 3rd
-You weren’t too happy about that.
-You were fed up.
-This was the 10th time he had dumped Elizabeth on you.
-You decided to put an end to it.
-You grabbed Elizabeth, put her in a carrying case and brought her to a pet shelter.
-You knew Jumin would be Angry, But you didn’t care.
-When he finally came home, he called out for Elizabeth before even acknowledging you.
-That made you even more enraged.
-”Where is Elizabeth?” he asked, concerned.
-”I got rid or her” You said before showing him some papers from the shelter.
-”YOU GAVE HER TO A SHELTER?” He practically screamed.
-You nodded.
-His face got extremely red.
-His breathing got faster.
-He slapped you across the face before walking away, heading to the shelter that you had taken Elizabeth to.
-After a long hour of signing papers and all that, he got Elizabeth back.
-A few days after the situation, you both made up.
-He apologized for getting angry and hitting you, you apologized for taking his cat to a shelter.
-Vanderwood had come home from another dangerous mission.
-Despite you begging him to stop going on said missions, he would always go on them.
-You were done worrying about him, you were done worrying that he may never come home.
-You had decided to tell him how you felt.
-”Vanderwood, we need to talk.” you said.
-”Yes, what is it?” He replied sitting next to you.
-”Please stop going on missions.” You looked down at your hands before continuing. “I just get so worried about you. What if you were to die or something?”
-He stared at you blankly.
-”You really think so little of me that you actually think I’d get myself killed?” He snapped.
-You had pissed him off..
-This was always a touchy subject for him.
-”Vanderwood, I know you can handle yourself, but I still worry”
-His eyes narrowed.
-”You think I’m weak don’t you?” He spit.
-”No I-” He interrupted you
-”You’re grossly underestimating me, bitch”
-You were shocked.
-He had never called you that before.
-”Vanderwood, please”
-”SHUT UP” He yelled before slapping you across the face.
-He immediately regretted it..
-”Oh..My... God... Baby girl, I’m so sorry.” He panicked holding your face, making sure you weren’t injured.
-”I’m fine, don’t worry.”
-You were still very concerned about the dangers of his job, and after a long discussion, he finally agreed to take less risky missions.
Helios ☀️
(Astarion Fanart)
More info under the cut if you enjoy insane rambles lol
I posted the sketch yesterday, I finished in the same day, took me like 4 hours.. which is about average for my art...
And well.. it didn't turn out exactly the way I wanted and there are some things I wish I did differently (namely the eyes being just a bit too harsh.. wish I did them in brown and not the dark purple..) but overall, I like how it turned out..
I tried a new painting technique the wet on wet method.. well in the beginning.. and I quite like it. I used both gouache and watercolors...I will 100% be doing rim lighting again.. it gives an ethereal quality and I looove that tbh..
And ofc being an overexcited dumbass forgot to tape down my piece initially so it warped.. but I taped it down shortly after and it's less um.. crazy looking now..
And idk why... but painting his ass was the funnest part lol.... I used many different colours in his skintone.. mainly purples, oranges, browns, yellows and hints of blue.. And it really stands out on that one cheek closest to the viewer.. I may have accidentally made it the focal point... unintentional, I swear,😅
Admittedly my shading is still absolutely shit.. making a note to practice that.. the light source and shadow placement doesn't make a whole lot of sense.. but it still looks alright I think..
Anyway..if you read this stupid ramble, I'm deeply sorry. Have a wonderful day or night ✨
Oh oops forgot to post this here lol
She'll be up as an example on my commission page soon
Make sure to go over to my ko-fi
No bc I actually screamed and cried when I saw his sword and the realization hit me... AND THEY GAVE HIM HIS SILLY LITTLE CRAVAT THING HE HAD IN SOTN TOO. I NEED a second season like yesterday lol.
Little known fact about me... I'm a Lokean, I have been for over a year.. I never mentioned that here, I know.. 🤭
I've been occupied with other things recently (namely getting a job for the first time) and I haven't had much mental energy to interact with him... so as reconciliation (ofc he demands that I don't need to apologize or anything but I did anyway) I made a new picture to go on his altar...
I also bought a statue (it was almost $150... RIP to my wallet 😭😭😭😭) it looks absolutely beautiful from the product pictures and it's handmade, reviews are good too, so I'm not too mad at the price.. it was the only one I could find that looked similar to how he usually appears to me... funny enough as I was browsing etsy looking for statues while I was taking a break from sketching, I said to him out loud... "damn.. it's all viking dudes with beards... none of these look enough like a twink"... and what do you know, the very next page, I found one that looks a hell of a lot more twink-like.. he even holds a rose which has special meaning to my spiritual journey with him. (First sign I asked him to show me and is my go to for signs now, I laid a bunch of fake roses on his altar too) I genuinely believe he put that one in front of me 😅
Artist/ fanfic writer 20 they/them ✌ 🏳️⚧️ trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️ Astarion brainrot is going strong.. save me
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