Can I please request Vandy helping his insomniac MC try to sleep?
Thanks for requesting, Anon!
-You couldn’t sleep.
-You tossed and turned but to no avail.
-All you could do was stare at the ceiling waiting for your precious sleep to overcome you…
-But it never did.
-You sighed loudly.
-Your boyfriend, Vanderwood was sleeping peacefully.
-You were jealous.
-How could he fall asleep so easily?
-Vanderwood felt you moving around, trying to get comfortable.
-He turned around.
-”What’s wrong?” He asked
-”I can’t sleep.”
-”Why?”
-”I don’t know”
-You smashed your face into your pillow.
-This was frustrating.
-Without warning he wrapped his arms around you.
-He’d hoped that would relax you enough
-But nope.. You couldn’t fall asleep.
-He sighed grabbing a few things.. Lavender scented lotion and a melatonin pill.
-He handed you the pill, you took it…
-Then, he started to massage your back with the lavender scented lotion.
-You finally started to relax..
-He noticed that and kept going.
-By about 5AM you were finally fast asleep.
-And of course he let you sleep for as long as you needed.
Vanderwood reacting to his MC getting scared when he comes home from a long mission and pulls a gun on him when he walks in the door?
Thank you for requesting, Anon!
-You were alone.
-Vanderwood had gone for a mission
-He had been gone for three entire days.
-You were sure he had been killed.
-He had never been on missions longer than a day.
-That was when you heard the door lock click open.
-You had thought the agency might have come.
-You
-Were
-Terrified.
-You grabbed the gun Vanderwood always made you keep with you.
-You slowly walked to the entrance shakily.
-Who were you kidding.. You knew you wouldn’t be able to kill someone trained to kill.
-Not listening to your own reason, you hid right beside the door.
-Once the door opened, without looking at who it was, you put the gun to the person’s head.
-”Woah, MC, it’s okay, it’s just me” Said the familiar voice of your boyfriend.
-You dropped the gun and started crying.
-”Hey, Why are you crying?” He asked still in a bit of shock.
-”I.. I almost killed you.” You replied.
-He put a hand on your shoulder and sighed.
-”Look, I’m okay, You didn’t hurt me. Don’t worry about it. I’m home now, why don’t we go do something together?”
-You still couldn’t get over the fact that it could have gone terribly wrong.
-But regardless, you were overjoyed that he was home.
Boop 😺
(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)
-This was your first time ever being pregnant... and you weren't prepared...
-VANDERWOOD IS GOING TO FLIP SHIT
-He always made it perfectly clear that he didn't want children.
-"MC, if we have kids, I'll be putting them at risk. If an enemy finds out that we have children, they could be kidnapped, tortured or killed to get back at me... Hell even my relationship with you is risky."
-But it was too late, you were already pregnant...
-You hoped he wouldn't push you to get it terminated....
-you sighed as you opened the bathroom door and made your way to the living room where your boyfriend was sitting, watching some TV show.
- "Vandy, I need to talk to you."
-Vanderwood switched off the TV so now you had his full attention.
-"Yea baby girl, what is it?" he asked giving you a small smirk.
-"I.... I'm pre.... pre.... pregnant" you stuttered barely above a whisper.
-"What was that?"
-WOMAN UP MC!!!!!
-"I'm pregnant!"
-Vanderwood's eyes widened.
-Vanderwood took some time to process what you had said...
-"You're serious?"
-"yes, I am.... Please don't be mad...."
-"why would I be mad at you? I'm actually happy"
-"but you said that you didn't want kids, that you were afraid of putting them in danger"
-"don't worry baby girl, I'll get Luciel to change our identities before you're too noticeably pregnant, And I will protect you, both of you"
-he gave you a genuine smile before embracing you in a tight hug and kissing you on the forehead.
Jumin's reaction to Elizabeth III eating MC's beloved pet fish?
Thank you for requesting!!!
-You and Jumin were sitting in the living room.
-Earlier, you had brought your new pet fish to Jumin’s house…
-You never thought Elizabeth would do it….
-You never thought she’d have the gall to knock over the fish bowl.
-You both heard the crash from where you were sitting.
-It startled you…
-You had thought she had knocked over a vase or something..
-But when you entered the room..
-There it was…
-Elizabeth III eating your pet fish.
-It was already dead.
-You were heartbroken.
-You felt tears running down your cheeks.
-Jumin grabbed Elizabeth and scolded her.
-But the damage was already done..
-It wasn’t coming back.
-”I’ll get you a new one, MC.”
-You stared at him blankly.
-”I loved that fish.. It can’t be replaced.”
-You left the room…
-For a while you were inconsolable.
-But after a day or two you got over it.
-It was just a fish.
-The next time you were at Jumin’s he had bought an entire fish tank and filled it with various types of fish.
-You forgave Elizabeth III for murdering your first fish..
-After all, it was just her instincts, she couldn’t help it.
So... Vanderwood, amirite?
Yea.... Haha (I sat on this for about an hour and that was all I could come up with for an answer lol...)
Vandy’s thoughts while MC’s sleeping on his shoulder?
Thanks for requesting, Anon!! I’m sorry this is so short… I’m running out of ideas for sleeping/sleepy MCs.
-You were laying beside Vanderwood
-your head was resting on his shoulder
-He thought it was kind of cute honestly.
-You’d never slept in this position
-But he didn’t mind.. Whatever position you slept in, he wasn’t bothered by it..
-Unless you kicked him in your sleep…
I... I painted him again 🥺👉👈
I'm sorry he's just too pretty not to..
Still simping for this boy... literally can't stop drawing him... help 🙃
Here's The reference btw...
Not too into Halloween
He's more of a Christmas guy himself.
Although if you or any of his friends want to celebrate it, he will gladly join!
Will put lots of thought into decorating though
He tries to keep the decor kid friendly
This year he decided to dress as an angel (he's already an angel even without the costume)
He's super good with kids, so he hands out candy... And snacks on it during less busy times.
Doesn't care much about Halloween
Super low effort when it comes to decorating
There's probably a skeleton hanging on the front door and that's it.
Dressed as a zombie because you convinced him to.
He tends to scare children away with how eccentric he is.
Needless to say, you're on candy duty.
This man LOVES Halloween!
Your house is probably the best one on the block!
Fake blood everywhere, different sections of your yard are themed to different things.
Your house basically looked like a really good haunted house.
Speedwagon probably dressed as a devil
Your house mostly attracted teenagers and older kids but all the same, Speedwagon enjoyed handing out candy and having playful banter with the kids.
Entirely offended by Halloween
Refuses to decorate even a little bit
Will not dress up (though he's already an actual vampire lol)
Won't even hand out candy. If you do, you will be kicked out and broken up with.
If any kids come to the door, he may end up killing them.
Back from the dead once again with yet another update to this relationship situation..
First of all, I'm pretty much completely over him.. though he will be bringing my stuff back eventually I have no idea when... gotta give it to the fucker, he does seem like he wasn't lying about being a massive pussy about winter 🤣... a single snowflake could fall and he'd refuse to get in his car and go anywhere.. I feel sorry for whatever poor bitch he meets next if he continues to act like a baby. And btw... the Christmas gift I bought him before we broke up shall not be going to waste, it's going to my bestie who has been there for me through it all.. she's not reading this.. at least I don't think she is.. but LOVE YOU SAM!!!
Aaanyway I just met someone new.. we first started talking 2 weeks ago.. he had stuff going on so I left him alone for a week genuinely thought it was over with him before it even began bc he hadn't said a damn thing the entire week... but I reached out over the weekend and we talked until like 3am lol
He seems like a good guy, seems to be more dedicated than the last (that remains to be seen ofc.. not comparing him to my ex, but still trying to guard my emotions and keep from getting too attached too early on)
He has severe body image issues it seems.. I'm trying my best to help him a little by challenging his self critical beliefs and giving him compliments often. Not only about how he looks ofc...(this guy is seriously a beautiful human being, beautiful smile, jawline so sharp it could cut a bitch, beautiful eyes, beautiful lips, seriously... I'm surprised he hadn't gotten asked out more often.. not only that but he's genuine, sensitive, kinda funny too, respectful, Hella romantic lol)
This one is the type that wants to treat me like royalty.. he made me promise to one day go stargazing with him on a clear and warm night and kiss him under the moonlight.. (I ifc added slow dancing to that bc.. well that has ALWAYS been my dream date) but I'm thinking for a first date, I might go up and meet him for lunch or something on a day he has off of school (university) and work... he is an hour away and I don't drive so I'll probably be relying on my dad to take me there.. unless I can get my friend and her boyfriend to go on a double date with us and hitch a ride with them lol.
Though he has said he wants to come here... but idk.. that may not be possible for a while and I'm thinking we need a meeting face to face sooner rather than later.. I find it solidifies the connection better.
I really hope this goes somewhere.. I quite like him and can totally see this working 😊
H!
I'm back from the dead!
And I have things to talk about 🤭
Last month into this month has been fucking wild for me!
I was connected to a girl my age through my therapist, her name is Sam. We've really hit it off and I now consider her a friend.
Then... for some reason I felt confident enough to make a dating profile.... and
AGAINST ALL ODDS I MET SOMEONE.
Like I live in a town over an hour away from any cities.. but he only lives a half hour out of town... so not a super long drive.
Anyway, we've seen eachother in person twice but I fell so deeply in love with the guy.. and I can tell he feels the same about me... the way he looks at me.... How he talks... He is also a total romantic.. much like myself, so it's been going really good! I'm hoping we'll get to see eachother again next week.
But I never thought I'd ever get into a romantic relationship... if I'm being honest
Don't read on if you're easily triggered by mental health issues and/or sexual themes.
I never intended to be around this long... I was literally planning on ending it all shortly after my 18th birthday... But for some reason... I kept going.. and I'm super happy that I did, otherwise, I wouldn't have ever met my friend and boyfriend.
Seriously...
Things are finally going right for me after so many goddamned years of being alone, isolated unable to find any real connection and incredibly miserable because of it...
I have finally realized I am not unlikeable, I'm not worthless and I can find friends. And for the rest of 2022 and into 2023, I will work as hard as I can to not let my anxiety control me anymore
My next big leap comes in November. I will be looking for my first job!
And here comes the part where I gush about my boyfriend
I now have this dream now where I'm settling down with my boyfriend.... we move into a little apartment in one of the cities nearby (in fact that dream could very well come true... because we both want to go to the same city for college) and we settle into a peaceful domestic life together.... hopefully with cats!
Ok... but like honestly this guy is literally the one I've been dreaming of. He's very attractive and emotionally available, and he doesn't judge me for who I am! I neglected to mention here, but I have discovered that I am agender and my pronouns are they/them... I live in probably one of the most conservative provinces in Canada and to make it worse, I'm in a small town with like 4 churches of the same exact brand of extremely homophobic and transphobic Christianity... I fully expected him to lose interest in me. But no, It hasn't affected how he thinks of me. and he is very careful to respect my pronouns...
He's also very funny (which I really love in people... I can't be around someone who is super serious all the time) I mean... when I last saw him on Monday, we were at my place, playing around (in an adult sort of way) and he discovered my toys
One of them had a suction cup at the base, so he goes and sticks it on the wall a few times... then he sticks it on his forehead looks at me and says "I'm dildo man" we laugh about it together.... and he goes to pull it off his face only to discover it has suctioned pretty hard to his face, so I help him by wedging my finger under the suction cup and lifting it off...
and HE HAS A BIG ASS BRUISE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS FOREHEAD... We're still laughing our asses off... me almost pissing myself with laughter as we frantically search for way to get rid of bruises and hickeys online... we try the fork method, icing it... everything we can do, nothing works.. so we decide to just take a bath to clean up before my parents get home from a trip they were on (at this point my parents don't know we've had sex... and I wasn't exactly ready to tell them) While we're in the bath, my parents get home and my dad calls out to me... I fucking panic and we get out and dress at breakneck speed.
My parents brought home some takeout and my boyfriend stayed for dinner... he met my mom for the first time... but damn... coming downstairs after that was... super awkward... but thankfully my parents aren't the type to be bothered by that kind of thing, all they needed to know was that we used protection (which we did ofc)
It's funny though, he really gets along well with my dad.. Maybe it's their sense of humour. Or maybe the fact they are both quite talkative..
But damn.....
This guy is special.. and I hope we last for years, decades... life even...
And done.. Sorry about all that.. just had to write this all down somewhere.. It's really hard to contain my happiness right now.
Artist/ fanfic writer 20 they/them ✌ 🏳️⚧️ trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️ Astarion brainrot is going strong.. save me
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