Vandy’s Reaction To His MC Dreaming That He Cheated On Her And Feeling Really Really Insecure Afterwards?

If I had to see this so do all of you motherfuckers.

Don't ask me where I got this screenshot, but there is a girlie out there with a $20,000 life-sized Astarion sex doll.

I just have to ask…were the fanfics not enough??

Vanderwood reacting to his MC getting scared when he comes home from a long mission and pulls a gun on him when he walks in the door?

Thank you for requesting, Anon!

-You were alone. 

-Vanderwood had gone for a mission

-He had been gone for three entire days. 

-You were sure he had been killed. 

-He had never been on missions longer than a day. 

-That was when you heard the door lock click open. 

-You had thought the agency might have come. 

-You

-Were

-Terrified. 

-You grabbed the gun Vanderwood always made you keep with you. 

-You slowly walked to the entrance shakily. 

-Who were you kidding.. You knew you wouldn’t be able to kill someone trained to kill. 

-Not listening to your own reason, you hid right beside the door. 

-Once the door opened, without looking at who it was, you put the gun to the person’s head. 

-”Woah, MC, it’s okay, it’s just me” Said the familiar voice of your boyfriend.

-You dropped the gun and started crying. 

-”Hey, Why are you crying?” He asked still in a bit of shock. 

-”I.. I almost killed you.” You replied. 

-He put a hand on your shoulder and sighed. 

-”Look, I’m okay, You didn’t hurt me.  Don’t worry about it. I’m home now, why don’t we go do something together?” 

-You still couldn’t get over the fact that it could have gone terribly wrong.

-But regardless, you were overjoyed that he was home. 

Alucard x Fem Reader

I just watched Castlevania and... Alucard seriously makes me want to cry sometimes holy shit..

So to express my newfound love for this series... And its sparkly blonde vampire man, here's a full ass fic about comforting Alucard after that horrifying s3 betrayal..

Hope you enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing this!

Warnings: Vampire bby crying, Spoilers for season 3

Alucard laid in bed staring at the ceiling. The events of the night before were still fresh in his mind. Two humans he had trusted enough to let into his bed, had entirely betrayed him. And now, Alucard was entirely alone again.

As the poor vampire was sulking in his big ass castle, a woman Alucard knew very well approached. Dressed in a cloak covering a long black dress adorned with pearls and red jewels. She looked like a vampire in her own rite, however, she was in fact entirely human. As she heaved the castle door open, she called out to him.

"Alucard? Are you here, Love?" Her voice seemed to resonate through the large, open corridors. She paused before entering fully. Her eyes darted around the room hoping to catch him approaching. But as she waited, it became clear Alucard had no intention of greeting her.

How utterly rude! She thought, preparing herself to search for the vampire occupying the castle. Her annoyance grew with every empty room she visited. A thought crossed her mind that maybe he'd been killed. However, she knew that to be untrue. Her years with him had made her somewhat sensitive to his presence. Though she couldn't pick out his location, she knew he was somewhere in the dreary castle.

Alucard had heard her enter the castle, her calling out to him and her every step. He didn't make any effort to greet her. He was sure he'd get an earful later though. He did want her to find him. To realize he was hurting and hopefully help him make it through the night without losing it entirely. And soon enough she indeed found him.

"Alucard, what the fuck? Did you not hear me earlier? And why are you lazing around in your nightclothes?" Her barrage of angry questions somewhat comforted him. Alucard sat up, meeting her gaze, before looking down.

"I heard you...But I didn't feel like getting up. As for my nightclothes, similar reason." She tilted her head sending him a sympathetic look. As soon as she heard his voice which seemed to be somewhat strained and a lot quieter than usual, she grasped that someone or something must have hurt him. She unbuttoned her cloak, tossing it onto a chair nearby before sitting on the bed beside Alucard.

"Tell me, darling. What happened?" She asked placing a hand comfortingly on his forearm. His eyes widened and he flinched away from her touch. He knew she'd never harm him, however, now he couldn't be entirely sure of even that. Taking the hint, she retracted her hand.

"I was... betrayed, by two humans. I thought I could trust them. I considered them my friends" She gasped. Her mind immediately flicked to a certain Belmont hobo and his speaker companion.

"Sypha and Belmont? God... Alucard I'm so sorry." Alucard shook his head.

"Not them. It was two travelers from Japan. They were seeking help to kill a vampire that had captured them" Alucard looked down at his hands before continuing. "I trusted them enough to get intimate with them. But during the act, they attempted to capture me. I tried to reason with them... But they were convinced I wasn't telling them the truth of what they wanted to know"

The woman's eyes widened at the words intimate. Though she'd figured he may find that type of company while she was away. She didn't bring it up knowing it would cause a fight, instead she elected to stay silent until he'd finished his depressed rant.

"They bound me with some sort of capture weapon, though I was able to cut through it with my sword. I slit their throats and impaled their bodies on stakes outside the castle" She grimaced at the memory of the grisly sight. It reminded her of the tales of Dracula and his... Morbid lawn decor.

Alucard looked out the bedroom window obviously trying to hide his face from the girl in front of him. Tears flowed down his pale cheeks, dropping from his chin. She took notice immediately and moved just a bit closer. She asked for permission to touch him earning a slight nod. She then enveloped Alucard in a hug.

"Please... Don't leave me, Y/N" Alucard whispered burying his face into her chest.

"I've got no plans to do so, love. I promise you I'll be here as long as you need" She replied, idly stroking his hair.

"So you'll stay the night at least?" He asked. She nodded in response, motioning for him to lay with her. And as promised. She stayed in bed with him well into morning and she had no intentions of leaving him alone again.

Vandy’s thoughts while MC’s sleeping on his shoulder?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!! I’m sorry this is so short… I’m running out of ideas for sleeping/sleepy MCs.

-You were laying beside Vanderwood 

-your head was resting on his shoulder

-He thought it was kind of cute honestly.

-You’d never slept in this position

-But he didn’t mind.. Whatever position you slept in, he wasn’t bothered by it..

-Unless you kicked him in your sleep…

I've been away from the internet entirely for a couple days (bad week) so I only just heard like five minutes ago but.. I am so excited for this, the first teaser looks great!! I'm surprised it went into production so soon!

I can't wait for more Alucard I missed him lol

season 2 is happening!!!!!!!!!

It’s that time of the year again

Sup... I'm still alive.. just gonna drop this here lol I worked all day on it...

ApReCIAtE mE!

Kidding.. but I'm happy with it, I even used gold paint on his hair... Because he's a golden boi Ok, ok I'll stop

Sketch and WIP under the cut!

Seven and Vandy with an MC who’s in the agency with them?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!!

Seven

-He knew…

-He knew from the very first time you met.

-You were a secret agent, just like him.

-He was scared for your life.

-He knew the risks you probably took

-He knew it was stressful…

-You told him a lot of things about your experiences.

-Honestly, he was the one person you felt like you could count on.

-But you had to keep your guard up and so did he.

-If you were tasked to take each other’s lives, Seven wanted to get you out of the mess that was the intelligence agency.

-But it wasn’t so simple

-If he made even one mistake, it would cost both your lives.

-No matter what happened, he vowed to keep you safe from your sadistic boss.

Vanderwood

-You had become an agent long before you met Vanderwood. 

 -He knew of the risks, at first he didn’t want to even look at you out of fear that someone would kill one of you. 

 -He was paranoid as fuck.

 -Whenever he was around you, he carried a gun… and so did you. 

 -You both hoped you’d never have to use it, but if either of you were tasked to kill each other, neither one of you wanted to die.

-There were days when Vanderwood regretted his decision.. Dating you might’ve been the worst mistake of his life. 

 -But he didn’t care, he loved you, that’s all that mattered. 

 -And if anyone were to try and cut your life short, there would be some major problems.

God... WHY!? (NSFW)

Headcanons plus a short fic.

Warnings: NSFW content.. this is literally a scenario about Gojo being a goofball during the deed...

Anywho... enjoy...Hope you like dead memes and cringe... (I hate myself for writing this... This should be a war crime)

Generally Gojo enjoys bringing humor into the bedroom, he really loves seeing you laugh.

But sometimes... He can get so fucking annoying.

As you lay on your back, hands pinned down to the bed, Gojo on top of you, thrusting into you in just the right way to make you scream...

A song you know all too well comes on... He's played it during sex so often. After that damned reddit r/AITA post he will not stop.

You've begged him to delete it from your Spotify playlist, but he never did.

Nasty little shit likes to see you go from whining about wanting him deeper to whining wanting him to stop acting like an idiot

Ofc.. He likes calling you really stupid pet names as well.. in and out of the bedroom..

And you better believe he thrusts with the rhythm of the song playing.. not the beat... Like a psychopath.

"Satoru....." you whine. A smirk appears on his lips as he continues the eratic thrust pattern.

"Hmmm? what is it munchkin?" He says with a mischievous glint in his eyes. You roll your eyes

"Please... for fuck sake turn that shit off... and wait... 'Munchkin' did you just call me 'Munchkin'?" You resist the urge to push him off of you and onto the floor

"Aww does my little boo thang not like what I call them?" You narrow your eyes at him

"Do you want me to shrivel up and die down there?" He rests his head on your shoulder and you feel him grin against your skin, you gulp in response fearing what would come next.

"Oh pookiebear~ You'll be okay won't you? You still want my girthy meat stick right?" he whispers in your ear, you hate to admit it but it could almost be hot... If he weren't whispering the most deranged shit into your ears. "You love it when my hotdog is inside your moist cavern don't you?"He whispers making you cringe. "And when my hands move to touch your sensitive nubbins" He says, moving his hand over to your chest, teasing your nipples. "How about I purple your nurple, would you like that my candybear.. the jelly to my peanut butter~"

"Satoru.... I hate you so much right now" You complain, He evidently takes pleasure in your cringing as he chuckles leaning in to kiss you. His thrusts once again moving to a pleasurable rhythm. No matter how much you groan and act like you hated him for it, you still truly love him. And that included all of his bedroom antics. In fact, you appreciate it sometimes, he always knows how to make you laugh and well today was indeed one of those days.

Just as you were soaking in the serious affection he was finally giving you after his goofiness.

Two Trucks came on. And he began bobbing his head and syncing his thrusts to the music. You scream in exasperation. "SATORU GOJO I SWEAR TO SHIT I'M NEVER LETTING YOU TOUCH SPOTIFY EVER AGAIN!!!"

He slept on the couch that night.. As he should.

Can you do headcanons where undertaker has an s/o that’s similar to him? Aka they like to laugh and fool around, they like obscure things, collect bones and furs, and are just overall eccentric? Thx ❤️

Thank you for requesting, anon! I'm sorry about it being so short.. This is my first HC I've done in a while lol I'm a little rusty, but I hope you enjoy regardless! 🖤

 -Honestly he'd probably love that 

-You two would joke around pretty much all day

 -He'd even give you some skulls and things he'd collected from unclaimed bodies.

 -When you go scavenging for bones, you better be prepared to have a partner.

-Sometimes he allows you to read his books, but only a select few for them. -He's not afraid to show you who he truly is. 

 -You've seen his eyes, you love their colour, sometimes you joke about how he might be radioactive. 

 -You mock noblemen together all the time (It totally pisses Ciel off)