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Vanderwood with an MC who’s mumbling about how much she loves him in her sleep?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!

-Vanderwood couldn’t sleep…

-He was staring at you trying to calm his mind. 

-He knew you talked in your sleep from time to time.. 

-Usually you’d mumble about things you’d experience in day today life..

-So this was kind of expected. 

-You started inaudibly mumbling…

-Then it got louder and more intelligible

-”I love you Vandy” 

-He smiled at that. 

-”love you too princess” He whispered

-”I wanna be by your side forever” 

-His heart MELTED

-How adorable. 

-The fact that you thought about him even when you were asleep made him love you even more If that’s even possible

-You said one last thing before going silent for the night. 

-”I love you more than anything” 

-He smiled before hugging you closer and finally drifting off to sleep. 

Hi! Can I request HC’s for Vandy dealing with an overworked MC who hasn’t slept in like 3 days?

Haha I’ve been there before.. with school and stuff…  all nighters suck lol. Thanks for requesting, Anon. <3

-You hadn’t slept in DAYS 

-You had piles and piles of paperwork that you hadn’t finished. 

-Vanderwood was starting to get concerned. 

-”MC, You should go to sleep” He’d say every now and then, you ignored him.

-You had just finished your 6th cup of coffee

-You asked Vanderwood for another cup but he refused. 

-”MC, You need rest, please. You can’t keep doing this to yourself. Work can come later.” 

-Vanderwood grabbed your wrist and led you into your bedroom. 

-”Vanderwood, I have to finish this.” You complained tiredly 

-He didn’t listen to your protests as he forced you to lay down in bed, got in beside you, pulled the covers up and locked his arms around you effectively preventing you from getting up

-You sighed in annoyance

-”Vanderwood, please, if I don’t finish this I could be fired.” you pleaded. 

-”If you want, I can do some of it for you.” he suggested. 

-”No.”

-”Then sleep, if you get fired, I’ll deal with it.” 

-You were getting nervous about what he’d do to your boss. 

-But you decided that you needed a bit of rest and slowly drifted off to sleep.

-You awoke the next morning to a phone call from one of the higher ups.

-apparently your boss had been murdered.. 

-And you knew exactly who did it… 

I just wanted to come here and say, I'm sorry I haven't been active lately.

I haven't gotten around to requests in like months.. thankfully only one is in my inbox right now.

I also haven't been doing a lot of art.. things have happened which I will vent about... because my therapy appointment is over a month away and where else can I vent if not tumblr..

Tw mental health stuff, general health stuff, transphobia, relationship drama.

So happy Pride Month... it's nearly over, I know.. but oh well. Like a lot of people are saying, this pride month feels different.. less safe.. I came out as nonbinary to my family last year and started socially transitioning and I have known I was pansexual since 14.... so this stuff kinda hits hard.,

Even being in Canada it's scary seeing all this hate.. it's not as bad here.. but haha.. I happen to live in Alberta.. half the population here is homophobic, godfearing, truckers, cowboys, and farmers.... so I feel a sense of danger every time I'm open about it..

I went to a parade in my town.. we have a yearly event in June.. it's not pride.. but I kinda treat it as a form of pride.. I wore my pronoun pin badge I bought shortly after I came out. One of the town four churches has a Vacation Bible School program and a woman who is a pastor's wife always every year comes up to me and tells me she wants me to volunteer to help them out and kinda forces me to take an info packet....

Yeah.. this year she looked directly at my pin badge and talked to my parents instead basically pretending I didn't exist which was kinda funny and a huge relief.. hope this stops her from bothering me In the future... I did notice a few people look at it as well and like body block their child... which was so stupid.. istg conservatives think we're the boogeyman or some shit. Also kept getting misgendered... some lady who knew me from my childhood says "oh you've grown into such a beautiful young lady" and I straight up felt ill..

Anyway.. during that event my mother had a medical emergency.. she had a mini stroke.. my mom was very confused wasn't aware of her surroundings.. she's normally super resistant to going to the hospital and will fight you.. but she was so confused she got up, got her shoes on and got into the car and walked into the hospital without a fight...later she nearly punched me in the face while we were trying to hold her down so the nurses could get an IV in.. (they don't have daytime security at the local hospital and they don't have restraints) she said she doesn't remember any of it..,

As for my relationship.. I still have a boyfriend.. he's been pretty busy with work though.. his boss moved him to a super inconvenient schedule 3pm to 9pm.. every single day, no days off..

He's also had so much trouble with his car that it's not even funny. It's all been the coolant.. he thinks he's fixed it though so.. I'm hoping that won't be an issue as much.

So it's been hard for us (especially me.., because.. like my last relationship ended shortly after my ex couldn't make it out to see me.., he did finally admit it was excuses so.. I'd be lying if I didn't say I was afraid of that happening again) but we're enduring it.. he's a sweetheart and has been making time to talk to me after work almost every night until he gets too tired to continue..

It helps a lot.. he makes me feel wanted and he is trying his best to make it work so we can see eachother in person 😊he'll be coming out tomorrow morning and staying until 1pm.. we only get 2 hrs together but it's fine.. any amount of time with him that I get is worth it.

I promised him one day if he's able to visit for longer we'll watch Heathers: The Musical and get slushies... mountain dew, cherry or lime flavored ofc (iykyk) he's into that idea thankfully lol..

it's a requirement that everyone in my life watches Heathers at least once... I've seen it so many times I could almost recite the entire thing... 🤭

But that's all for now, when I get the motivation I will write requests!

MC’s April Fools Day Prank On Vanderwood (Vanderwood HC)

-Vanderwood wasn't really the type to get fooled or fool someone

-So ofc you had to get him... You just had to.

-What you didn't expect was to fall flat on your face the moment you came out of your bedroom...

-He had put a bit of saran wrap on the bottom of the door....

-That...

-Little...

-Shit...

-Vanderwood literally sprinted over to your bedroom door and laughed his ass off.

-"I didn't think you'd fall for that baby girl."

-Oh it's on Vanderwood!

-You called up Luciel and started plotting your big prank.... this... was gonna be cruel..

-You see... Vanderwood had a routine, He'd wake up, go to the living room, eat breakfast, drive over to Luciel's stay there for an hour or two, come home to you, cuddle with you for a while, and wait for his boss to call him for his mission. then after the mission he'd come home and relax for the rest of the night.

-"Luciel, I have a plan..."

-"Yes? What is it?"

-"First make a huge mess of your apartment... like bigger than normal... Then, I want you to tell Vanderwood that I sent a distress signal about 15 minutes after he enters your bunker and that you're working at finding my location"

-"Okay... anything else"

-"Send him to {insert shady location in Korea here} and tell him that it was the location that the distress signal was sent from"

-"Okay, Got it."

-You arrive at the location you've told Luciel about

- 45 minutes pass before you hear footsteps...

-THIS IS HAPPENING

-You smile... He's so gonna hate you after this.

-"MC, are you here?"

-You let out the most bloodcurdling scream you could muster.

-Vanderwood immediately jumps into action literally pushing things out of the way... until... he finds you...

-"Oh god, MC are you okay?"

-You nod and hand him a note.

-He immediately unfolds the piece of paper.

-On it is written...Happy April Fools day!!

-"Do you want me to tase you, MC?"

-"No.."

-"You better run then."

-He chased you with a taser for about 5 minutes before giving up and driving you both home... then going back to Luciel's to deal with the mess there...

-What he'll never admit is that you actually got him... you made him freak out... then laugh about it a little later..... And clean more than usual... (He hated that)

(I’m aware that it’s long past April fools day... I posted this on wattpad on April Fools day... and these are reposts!) 

!!!!! Can I request Vanderwood reacting to his MC calling Seven and yelling at him for always stressing Vandy out and making him clean his bunker all the time?

Lol that sounds fun thank you for requesting, Anon! <3

-You

-Were

-LIVID

-Vanderwood had come home from cleaning Seven’s house and he was exhausted. 

-He’d told you that he’d spent 6+ hours cleaning Seven’s disgusting household. 

-Every time Vanderwood went over there, he had to clean. 

-You could tell that he was stressed.

-SOOOO

-You did the only thing that you felt you could do…

-That was to phone Seven and rip him a new one.. 

-”SEVEN, I SWEAR TO GOD IF VANDERWOOD HAS TO TOUCH ANOTHER DAMN BAG OF HONEY BUDDHA CHIPS I AM GOING TO KILL YOU” You screamed, almost deafening Seven.

 -”But MC, I don’t have time to clean.” 

-”But you have time to screw around on the messenger all day, clean your cars, drive your cars, build useless robots, hack useless things that don’t relate to your job and get up and get more honey buddha chips and PHD pepper from your storage room.”

-Seven laughed nervously.

-”But I don’t want to clean” he whined. 

-You were NOT having that

-”Well too bad, Vanderwood comes home every day exhausted and stressed. I think it’s about time you learn to clean your house by yourself regularly!”

-Vanderwood had heard you yelling and wondered what was going on. So he entered the room. 

-You had just hung up.

-Your face was red, your hands were balled up into fists and your eyes were almost bulging out. 

-”MC, What’s wrong” 

-”THAT ASSHOLE” You screamed

-He backed up a bit. He’d never seen you this angry before. 

-”MC?” 

-”I hate how he always has to put you to work, he can’t get up off of his lazy ass and clean himself.” You growled.

-He caught on to what you were angry about. 

-”MC, don’t worry about it, I can handle it” 

-”Don’t lie, I know you hate it, I know you’re stressed out about it.” 

-He sighed. You were right, He hated every second of it. 

-He was happy that you were defending him, but he hated to see you so worked up. 

-”MC, I’ll deal with him.  After what I plan to do to him, he won’t be asking me to clean ever again” 

-You were curious about what he planned to do, but didn’t ask him about it… You were just hoping whatever he planned to do would work… 

-A few days later, Vanderwood looked more at peace.

-You finally decided to ask him what he did. 

-”Oh, I just tied him to a chair and tased him for over an hour… I’m surprised I didn’t kill him or something.” 

-”So, did he stop asking you to clean” 

-He nodded. 

-You both erupted into fits of laughter. And from that day forward, Seven didn’t ask Vanderwood to clean… as often as he used to…

Drunk Vandy hcs?

Ooh.. that seems interesting!! Thank you for requesting, Anon!! 

-Vanderwood wasn’t really one to get drunk. 

-Usually he’d drink in moderation… 

-But when he’d get drunk.. 

-He’s the emotional drunk… 

-He’ll tell you how horrible his life was before he became an agent. 

-He’ll cry about the people he’s killed in the past

-He’ll cling to you for dear life and cry 

-Sometimes he’ll just cry for no reason at all. 

-At some point, if he keeps drinking he’ll turn into the angry drunk…

-He’ll smash bottles, flip tables, and destroy EVERYTHING

-If anyone gets in his way, he’ll get physical. 

-So… Keep this boi from drinking too much alcohol… 

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Vanderwood watching a scary movie with MC when a jump-scare makes her cling onto him?

Thank you for requesting, Anon!

-You hated scary movies.

-You absolutely could not stand them

-They gave you serious nightmares

-So you avoided them at all costs.

-Yet somehow, you were here, watching a scary movie with your boyfriend.

-Of course, it was his idea. You had suggested some chick flick 

-Vanderwood didn’t really like chick flicks… 

-So here you were… sitting nervously beside him. 

-Then it happened.

-The first jump-scare of the movie.

-You squealed and gripped his arm then buried your face into his side. 

-Whenever a jump-scare happened, he had no reaction at all. 

-Easy for him, since he’s a secret agent.

-You on the other hand were terrified, you even started crying. 

-”MC, it’s just a movie.” He’d say.

-By the end of the movie you were hiding behind Vanderwood, clinging onto him like your life depended in it. 

-”Okay, now I feel bad for making you go through that. Want to watch something that’s not a horror movie?” He suggested. 

-You nodded wiping your tears away. 

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