What Would Vanderwood Do If His MC Is Unintentionally Ignoring Him When He Wants Attention Bc Seven Is

Ready to bother every living soul around me with terrible halloween puns... prepare your pumpkins!

Seven and Vandy with an MC who’s in the agency with them?

Thanks for requesting, Anon!!

Seven

-He knew…

-He knew from the very first time you met.

-You were a secret agent, just like him.

-He was scared for your life.

-He knew the risks you probably took

-He knew it was stressful…

-You told him a lot of things about your experiences.

-Honestly, he was the one person you felt like you could count on.

-But you had to keep your guard up and so did he.

-If you were tasked to take each other’s lives, Seven wanted to get you out of the mess that was the intelligence agency.

-But it wasn’t so simple

-If he made even one mistake, it would cost both your lives.

-No matter what happened, he vowed to keep you safe from your sadistic boss.

Vanderwood

-You had become an agent long before you met Vanderwood. 

 -He knew of the risks, at first he didn’t want to even look at you out of fear that someone would kill one of you. 

 -He was paranoid as fuck.

 -Whenever he was around you, he carried a gun… and so did you. 

 -You both hoped you’d never have to use it, but if either of you were tasked to kill each other, neither one of you wanted to die.

-There were days when Vanderwood regretted his decision.. Dating you might’ve been the worst mistake of his life. 

 -But he didn’t care, he loved you, that’s all that mattered. 

 -And if anyone were to try and cut your life short, there would be some major problems.

Vanderwood watching a scary movie with MC when a jump-scare makes her cling onto him?

Thank you for requesting, Anon!

-You hated scary movies.

-You absolutely could not stand them

-They gave you serious nightmares

-So you avoided them at all costs.

-Yet somehow, you were here, watching a scary movie with your boyfriend.

-Of course, it was his idea. You had suggested some chick flick 

-Vanderwood didn’t really like chick flicks… 

-So here you were… sitting nervously beside him. 

-Then it happened.

-The first jump-scare of the movie.

-You squealed and gripped his arm then buried your face into his side. 

-Whenever a jump-scare happened, he had no reaction at all. 

-Easy for him, since he’s a secret agent.

-You on the other hand were terrified, you even started crying. 

-”MC, it’s just a movie.” He’d say.

-By the end of the movie you were hiding behind Vanderwood, clinging onto him like your life depended in it. 

-”Okay, now I feel bad for making you go through that. Want to watch something that’s not a horror movie?” He suggested. 

-You nodded wiping your tears away. 

Ayo! How have you been? I was wondering if i could request a headcanons of the wammy boys with misa included. What i want t to about is their S/O asks the boys and misa to do their makeup. Would they say yes? Would you have to bribe them with their favorite stuff to make them look even more pretty? And you cold do gender neutral if you want. Anywho, it was just a suggestion! Toodleloo✌😀

I'm doing well! Thanks for the request!! I did say I was moving wammy boys stuff to my side blog only... but I'll make an exception just this once... (btw, my side blog is @jinxxedwammys ) I hope this is what you meant lol... I realized a bit too late that you may have been asking for headcanons about wammy boys & Misa applying makeup on their S/O and not the other way around.. so if that's the case, send me another ask and I'll gladly write one like that!

L

L doesn't wear makeup...

I mean... he doesn't make any efforts to cover his eye bags..

But he has no aversion to makeup.

So when you asked to do his makeup, he just shrugged and let you do your thing.

He actually found it somewhat relaxing.

When you finally gave him a mirror to take a look at himself he stared in wonder for a bit.

You had managed to make him look at least 5 years younger.

And the neutral colors you picked for his eyes...

The lipgloss with a slight pink tint.

He hadn't felt this good about himself in years!

Mello

Mello wears makeup quite a bit actually

Though, he doesn't do a full face, only eyeliner

I mean... do you not see that cat eye? It's immaculate!

He is very particular about it though.

If his eyeliner has even the slightest mistake, he will start over entirely.

When you asked to do his makeup, he initially flat out refused.

But of course, he's a big softie easily manipulated into doing things for your sake.

So all you had to do was offer him chocolate in exchange for his compliance, and convince him that this would be a nice bonding experience.

With reluctance he allowed you to do what you wanted.

Though he kept nitpicking at everything you did slightly wrong.

But at the end, when you dragged him over to the bathroom mirror, he found that he quite liked what you had done.

It was quite a bit more dramatic than he'd ever done. You gave him a nice smokey eye and a coral lip tint.

Mello gave a slight nod of approval, before immediately washing it all off.

Near

Near is similar to L in that he doesn't wear makeup

He also doesn't have an aversion to it...

However his skin is quite sensitive, so he can't use anything too intense or he'll get a rash.

So when you ask him, he'll just make sure know to you use gentle products.

While you do his makeup he absent-minded fiddles with a finger puppet. (Which one? maybe one that looks like himself... or even one that looks like you?)

He doesn't protest or flinch away at any point.

When you show him what he looks like, he smiles, appreciating your work.

You had given him a very subtle look.

Had you not applied a soft powder blue and a shimmer to his eyelids you would hardly be able to tell he was wearing any makeup.

"It looks very nice, Y/N" he said before going back to playing with his toys.

Matt

He doesn't wear makeup

And he does not like it at all!

He finds the process of application as well as the makeup itself extremely uncomfortable.

Plus he already has oily skin, so any amount of makeup will make him break out.

When you asked to do his makeup he refused.

There was absolutely no convincing him.

Beyond Birthday

You assume he would allow you to do his makeup?

Really?

He would probably kill you before he let you do that.

BB is EXTREMELY fussy when it comes to makeup.

If it's not perfect and doesn't almost entirely transform his appearance he won't allow it to be on his face.

Not even an offering of strawberry jam would convince him to let you even touch his face with a makeup brush!

Misa

Misa is very into makeup!

She at least wears lipgloss every time she leaves the house.

When you offer to do her makeup for her, she squeals with delight.

She thinks of it as a super fun sleepover-like activity.

Misa is used to getting her makeup done by other people so it doesn't bother her at all.

When you finish and she gets to look at it, she tackles you with a hug singing all sorts of praises about your makeup skills!

It's almost like how she'd normally do it, though you added little cross details to her eyeliner and used a dark red eyeshadow that seemlessly blended into black.

She'd make it a point to ask you to do her makeup more often!

Helios ☀️

(Astarion Fanart)

More info under the cut if you enjoy insane rambles lol

I posted the sketch yesterday, I finished in the same day, took me like 4 hours.. which is about average for my art...

And well.. it didn't turn out exactly the way I wanted and there are some things I wish I did differently (namely the eyes being just a bit too harsh.. wish I did them in brown and not the dark purple..) but overall, I like how it turned out..

I tried a new painting technique the wet on wet method.. well in the beginning.. and I quite like it. I used both gouache and watercolors...I will 100% be doing rim lighting again.. it gives an ethereal quality and I looove that tbh..

And ofc being an overexcited dumbass forgot to tape down my piece initially so it warped.. but I taped it down shortly after and it's less um.. crazy looking now..

And idk why... but painting his ass was the funnest part lol.... I used many different colours in his skintone.. mainly purples, oranges, browns, yellows and hints of blue.. And it really stands out on that one cheek closest to the viewer.. I may have accidentally made it the focal point... unintentional, I swear,😅

Admittedly my shading is still absolutely shit.. making a note to practice that.. the light source and shadow placement doesn't make a whole lot of sense.. but it still looks alright I think..

Anyway..if you read this stupid ramble, I'm deeply sorry. Have a wonderful day or night ✨

Minor trio with an extremely shy MC who blushes and hides her face whenever they hug or kiss her?

Thanks for requesting, anon!! This will be my last request for a while.. I want to take a bit of a break for a while since I kind of feel burnt out. Anyway, thank you for reading my headcanons, I’ll see you guys when I decide to come back. <3

Saeran

-He found it cute...

-Being the sadist he is, he’d probably kiss and hug you a lot. 

-Especially in public..

-This boi has no mercy!!!!! 

-By the end of the day you’re probably a blushing mess, unable to even look Saeran in the eye. 

-It got on your nerves sometimes... 

-He’d kiss you when you were out shopping, walking in the local park, on dates, before you went to work, before bed, when you woke up. 

-You could never catch a break. 

-But you couldn’t deny that you liked it a majority of the time.

V

-He was surprised that you were so... innocent

-He would kiss and hug you often. 

-You seemed to like it, even though you felt embarrassed afterwards. 

-He attempted to get you to stop once, but it clearly didn’t work

-He honestly didn’t mind it though. 

-V thought it was adorable. 

Vanderwood

-He found it kind of annoying. 

-Whenever you kissed you’d run away, blushing, and hiding your face... 

-You had been together for two years...

-TWO YEARS. 

-He’d thought you’d be over it by now, but you weren’t. 

-He confronted you about it a few times.. No matter what he did you were still the same blushing mess. 

-The only thing he could do was accept it.

-And he did, in order to not hurt you, since you were very dear to him.

-And eventually he grew to love it. 

MC opening up to Vandy about how she thinks he’s way out of her league and she doesn’t understand why he likes her?

Thanks for requesting, Anon! 

-You looked in the mirror at yourself and frowned. 

-You felt as if you weren’t pretty. 

-You felt pretty damn worthless

-You never understood why Vanderwood had chosen you. 

-He was so hot, you were not, he had a great personality, you felt like you had no personality.

-You decided  to confront him about it. 

-”Vanderwood, Why would you love someone like me” You asked in a sulking tone. 

-”Huh? why would you ask that? Isn’t it obvious?”

-”No, Vanderwood, it’s not. I’m so ugly, you’re so handsome, you’re so strong, I’m so weak, you’re way out of my league.” 

-He immediately turned from his cleaning to look at you. 

-You were embraced in a comforting hug. 

-”MC, I love you, I think... no I know you are beautiful, You are very strong if not physically, mentally. If anything you are out of my league” 

-What he said, he meant with all his damn heart. You were his world, it didn’t matter what you looked like.

And that went..... terribly

He broke up with me on boxing day because he "realized he wasn't ready for commitment"..

I was asking him for comfort because my mom was hospitalized and I was terrified, I wanted someone to be with me... and he did this instead... he told me it would be best for me if he broke it off because he "couldn't keep pretending everything was fine" (he hadn't been able to get out and see me... because he's like the biggest coward on earth about snow and ice and his parents arr equally as bad and he would not even try to fight his parents on any of it)

Literally this boy's mom told him to break up with me, that it wasn't worth coming out to help me through that night.....

Like seriously? Did he even stop to consider how this might affect me? Clearly not, or maybe he didn't give a shit.

Really pisses me off, I was nearly hospitalized myself that night because I took two massive, traumatic emotional blows and I was nearly going to end my life. Had it not been for my father talking to him (he agreed to remain friends.... we'll see how long that lasts 🙄) and talking me down, I don't think I'd be here

yea.. after this I'm fucking done with men and their stupid commitment issues and their mama's boy mentality.. hope I meet a woman... or a man who is motherless and more dedicated to the relationship.

And I was so dumb for letting myself plan a future with him... he didn't deserve me, he never did, I should have seen the signs so much earlier...

Anyway, I lost all sense of self and purpose... so Idk what to really do...

I'm trying to do art and the things I love but like everything I do reminds me of him... no matter what it is and it reduces me to a crying heap..

So.... um in honor of this truly nightmarish situation, I'm taking requests... for art, not fanfiction..

H!

I'm back from the dead!

And I have things to talk about 🤭

Last month into this month has been fucking wild for me!

I was connected to a girl my age through my therapist, her name is Sam. We've really hit it off and I now consider her a friend.

Then... for some reason I felt confident enough to make a dating profile.... and

AGAINST ALL ODDS I MET SOMEONE.

Like I live in a town over an hour away from any cities.. but he only lives a half hour out of town... so not a super long drive.

Anyway, we've seen eachother in person twice but I fell so deeply in love with the guy.. and I can tell he feels the same about me... the way he looks at me.... How he talks... He is also a total romantic.. much like myself, so it's been going really good! I'm hoping we'll get to see eachother again next week.

But I never thought I'd ever get into a romantic relationship... if I'm being honest

Don't read on if you're easily triggered by mental health issues and/or sexual themes.

I never intended to be around this long... I was literally planning on ending it all shortly after my 18th birthday... But for some reason... I kept going.. and I'm super happy that I did, otherwise, I wouldn't have ever met my friend and boyfriend.

Seriously...

Things are finally going right for me after so many goddamned years of being alone, isolated unable to find any real connection and incredibly miserable because of it...

I have finally realized I am not unlikeable, I'm not worthless and I can find friends. And for the rest of 2022 and into 2023, I will work as hard as I can to not let my anxiety control me anymore

My next big leap comes in November. I will be looking for my first job!

And here comes the part where I gush about my boyfriend

I now have this dream now where I'm settling down with my boyfriend.... we move into a little apartment in one of the cities nearby (in fact that dream could very well come true... because we both want to go to the same city for college) and we settle into a peaceful domestic life together.... hopefully with cats!

Ok... but like honestly this guy is literally the one I've been dreaming of. He's very attractive and emotionally available, and he doesn't judge me for who I am! I neglected to mention here, but I have discovered that I am agender and my pronouns are they/them... I live in probably one of the most conservative provinces in Canada and to make it worse, I'm in a small town with like 4 churches of the same exact brand of extremely homophobic and transphobic Christianity... I fully expected him to lose interest in me. But no, It hasn't affected how he thinks of me. and he is very careful to respect my pronouns...

He's also very funny (which I really love in people... I can't be around someone who is super serious all the time) I mean... when I last saw him on Monday, we were at my place, playing around (in an adult sort of way) and he discovered my toys

One of them had a suction cup at the base, so he goes and sticks it on the wall a few times... then he sticks it on his forehead looks at me and says "I'm dildo man" we laugh about it together.... and he goes to pull it off his face only to discover it has suctioned pretty hard to his face, so I help him by wedging my finger under the suction cup and lifting it off...

and HE HAS A BIG ASS BRUISE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS FOREHEAD... We're still laughing our asses off... me almost pissing myself with laughter as we frantically search for way to get rid of bruises and hickeys online... we try the fork method, icing it... everything we can do, nothing works.. so we decide to just take a bath to clean up before my parents get home from a trip they were on (at this point my parents don't know we've had sex... and I wasn't exactly ready to tell them) While we're in the bath, my parents get home and my dad calls out to me... I fucking panic and we get out and dress at breakneck speed.

My parents brought home some takeout and my boyfriend stayed for dinner... he met my mom for the first time... but damn... coming downstairs after that was... super awkward... but thankfully my parents aren't the type to be bothered by that kind of thing, all they needed to know was that we used protection (which we did ofc)

It's funny though, he really gets along well with my dad.. Maybe it's their sense of humour. Or maybe the fact they are both quite talkative..

But damn.....

This guy is special.. and I hope we last for years, decades... life even...

And done.. Sorry about all that.. just had to write this all down somewhere.. It's really hard to contain my happiness right now.

Vanderwood with an MC who’s scared of lightning?

This might not be accurate since I’ve never had this fear.. If it’s not you have permission to come after me for it lol. 

-You were looking out the kitchen window, dark clouds were forming in the distance. 

-You were getting increasingly more nervous as the claps of thunder got closer and closer. 

-You were so focused that you didn’t notice Vanderwood standing behind you. 

-”Baby girl, is everything okay” he asked. 

-When he saw you standing there shaking, he knew something was wrong. 

-you whipped your head around and stared at him wide eyed. 

-He noticed the tears running down your face, he knew you were truly scared about something. 

-Vanderwood realized what was happening and what you were afraid of. 

-He brought you into a bone crushing hug. 

-”MC, it’s okay, The storm will pass. I won’t let anything happen to you.” 

-He brought you to the innermost room of the house. 

-He closed the blinds and handed you his phone with headphones.

-”Here, MC use this. It might help take your mind off of things.”

-Vanderwood sat down on a couch, you followed his lead and sat beside him holding onto him for dear life. 

-He wiped any tears that fell away. 

-He tried his best to calm you down. 

-By the time the storm had passed, you were fine, you were still wrapped in his arms, you were still alive. 

-You both resumed your day as normal.

-Any time there was ever a storm in the future, Vanderwood would be right by your side, reassuring you that everything would be alright.

Haha I'm a simp I'm sorry 🤣

Also Def should have used brown to outline all the skin.. hands kinda blend into eachother... like one big amorphous blob oops.. 😅