Eddie Brock: Ooo Slime

The Meme Bros™️: Playdate

Peter, in a high voice, holding a Barbie: Hey Ken, I was thinking about, you know, maybe taking the year off? Going back to school and starting my career?

Shuri, in a deep voice, holding a Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Okoye: Kids, what are you playing?

Shuri: Systemic Opression.

Peter, you don’t need to study, you’re like the smartest guy I’ve ever met.

how you feeling now, mister "you gotta watch your back with this guy. there's a chance he's gonna break it."?

Tony on his computer: Hey Pepper?

Pepper: If you’re gonna ask me if Peter would like one of those giant stuffed animals you got me the answer is no he wouldn’t

Tony: ….

Tony adding it to his cart: No I’m pretty sure he’ll like it

LONG STORY SHORT: COLORGUARD IS A PART OF BAND

Some creepy dude who eats lunch with us in my teachers room is in band with me (I am in colorguard, he’s in sax) totally just lost the little bit of respect I had for him. I was like ‘yeah I’m trying out for colorguard section leader. I hope to connect the colorguard more with the band, because we are a huge part of it.’ and he, almost IMMEDIATELY, said “Colorguard isn’t a part of the band, they’re just there so they have something to do the first half of the season. They’re just decorations.” THAT GRINDED MY GEARS A LIL BIT, so I said “Look, we are as much a part of band as your section is. Just because we don’t toot horns doesn’t mean we don’t contribute. We add effect to a show, we accent the music and showcase the talent of a band.” AND, THAT MOTHERFUCK, “anyone can wave a flag around. I create actual art, actual music.” I SNAPPED “Listen here, you huge asshole. I don’t judge you for choosing an instrument that sounds like a cow prolapsing (intestines come out from vag) so don’t judge me for choosing to ‘wave a flag around’ or next season, I’ll “accidentally” hit you so hard with a flag, your reed will stick out the back of your neck.“ THAT SHUTS HIM UP then, a few minutes later, "Hey, I want to apologize-” “I don’t care.” “I want to say it was rude of me-” “I don’t give a shit. You wanna talk to someone who cares? Well, you won’t find someone like that here.” DO NOT let someone tell you that your passion isn’t worthwhile or unimportant. I refuse to accept his apology. He can suck my ass

T'Challa: I never freeze

Okoye & Shuri:

Tony and his kiddos ❤️

HE ROLLED HIS EYES WHEN HE SAW STEVE LOOKING OVER AT HIM. THE FUCK- JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I COULDN’T LOVE THIS MAN MORE- HE’S LIKE “I’m so over this shit, just wanted to eat my damn fruit in peace, Steve”