Peter, You Don’t Need To Study, You’re Like The Smartest Guy I’ve Ever Met.

Ironfam

Pepper: Hey how was the trip- why is Pete glaring at the floor?

Tony: *sighs* I ran into something on the way back...

Peter: iT WAS A BUNNY MS.POTTS! HE RAN OVER THE EASTER BUNNY

venom: i’m proud to identify as morosexual. i’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively

eddie @ dan: hey do you know any illnesses that make you climb a tall tree like… super fast?

venom, deciding to betray riot: eddie you’re so fucking stupid

The person I reblogged this from is super cute and deserves to have a nice day

Infinity war spoilers with no context

MJ, probably: you have to get over this spider-man crush

Flash: I can't! He's just so cool and he probably looks super hot-

Flash: *sees Peter take of the spider-man mask*

Flash: Over it

Flash: (internally) not over it

…….

“We just saw, a second ago, Tony with Peter Parker’s photo. Clearly, this is like his other child that he’s lost and that spurs him to action. Makes him consider that, you know, even though he has this child, he still lost a child, and there may be potential to bring that other child back, and he’s now in conflict.” - Joe Russo, Endgame Director’s Commentary

“You don’t choose the Chologuard life, the Chologuard life chooses you.”