Tony On His Computer: Hey Pepper?

A follow up to this post

https://doesvenomisgay.tumblr.com/post/178518831680/eddie-busting-into-the-living-room-pumpkin-string

October in the Brock House

The second part gets a little pg -13? so yeah..

V loves their husband. And as such they are willing to embrace his tremendous love of Halloween and all of the silly traditions that come with the season.

Well…it wasn’t all silly one of their fondest and most treasured memories was one wonderful October.

After the couple excitedly brought their newborn baby home. Thanks to Liz and Dr. Steve it had been able to grow stronger and healthy enough to survive outside the incubator. The premature birth left it delicate and frail it’s first few days of life. But now it was a healthy happy giggly baby.

Months had pasted and the little one went from being a pile of symbiote to being able to slightly hold a simple form managing to lift it’s little head it had looked similar to a snake.

It watched from their other parents arms as their father excitedly started decorating the house for the babies first Halloween. (No plastic skeletons of course). V remembers Eddie asking to hold the little one, who was squirming feeding off their father’s energy.

Planting one last kiss on the giggling baby’s head they handed it over to their darling Eddie. And he started enthusiastically talking about all the “fun we’re gonna get to have this month!”

V took the opportunity to sneak into the kitchen for a slice of pumpkin shaped chocolate cake with bright orange frosting then coming back into the living room to enjoy their treat with the family. Only to find their husband sitting crisscross with their baby in his arms and seeing the little snake like figure poke out as they both began watching the ever treasured Casper the Friendly Ghost.

The baby cooed at the TV with big bright eyes

“You’re gonna love this movie! Been my favorite since I was about your age.” Eddie brightly smiling with every word.

V’s soul melted in their body at sight of the two most precious people in all of the stars, in any galaxy. Safe full of love and happiness. Eddie sharing something that meant so much to him with his family, with their baby. No cake could honestly be as sweet as that moment.

….then again Eddie sometimes did drive them crazy with the Halloween stuff sometimes.

Like right now they absolutely refused to come back inside the bedroom. They where gonna sit and pout on this couch until Edward Brock and apologized with out laughing.

Baby long put to bed and house picked up from the little Halloween party they hosted with the few friends they did have.

They where separated V holding their humanoid shape. Eddie pressed against them. Both leaned up to one of the walls of their bedroom. The kisses and bites to their neck made their flesh tremble and back arch into him. His breath heating up as they stoked over the muscles of his stomach and chest, definitely better then any trick, V’s own delicious treat.

Eddie pulls away, both left with shivers of excitement. V pulls him closer again kissing at his jaw.

“What do you have planned love?”

He couldn’t resist them…but he couldn’t resist this even more…

He leans over to the side of their head. They excitedly await to hear how their handsome darling husband planned on ravishing them that night.

He starts in a whisper. “I want”

….then he stops and puts on that stupid fucking voice.

“ I vant to suck vou’re dick!”

He starts cackling near hollowing with laughter. Falls to his knees wheezing.

The hot arousal absolutely dowsed with the stupidity of his joke. If it could even be called a joke. And that was it, any kind of love making that night. Canceled. They walk out of the bedroom with a huff of annoyance, bruised pride, and the soaked ashes of what would have been a passionate fire of sex.

Eddie has slumped himself at the feet of the couch still wheezing, tears at the edges of his eyes begging them to come back to bed with him.

They refuse to sleep with Count Brock.

if there will be a venom movie sequel, eddie needs to call venom love or dear at least every other sentence, otherwise whats the point

Y/n, putting on your seatbelt: Ok, do you remember what I’ve taught you?

Loki, starting up the car: Of course.

Loki, driving: Green means go, yellow means speed up, red means enter at your own risk.

Y/n: Yes- Wait WHAT

Loki, seeing a red light: *slams his foot down on the gas pedal* And I’m feeling risky today.

Y/n: *covers your face and screams*

Loki: *runs straight through the light*

Y/n, slowly uncovering your face: *glares at Loki* WHO THE HELL TOLD YOU THAT?

Loki: Stark gave me some pointers-

Y/n: Ok, never listen to Tony’s instructions EVER AGAIN.

Loki: …

Loki: So I don’t get bonus points if I hit a bus?

Y/n: Did Tony tell you that?

Loki: No actually that was Barton.

Y/n: *slowly exhales*

Loki: *quietly* Does this also mean I don’t get triple the points by driving on the opposite side of the road?

Y/n: I’m going to KILL Clint.

Loki: …that one was Peter.

Y/n: You took driving instructions… from A LITERAL CHILD??

Peter, sitting in the back of the car holding a camera: Ok, first off I’m not a kid, second off YOU’RE RUINING MY VIDEO.

Venom and Eddie Brock are fucking gay

The plot of literally every “Peter Parker goes on a field trip to Stark Industries” fanfic.

Tony: Oh man September! The falling leaves, The slightly chilling weather, The colorful leaves—

Peter, T-posing behind Tony w/ a disappointed look on his face wearing a Jack Skellington coustume: It’s time.

Shuri, poking T'challa: soft and squishy, soft squishy,

T'challa: *activates Panther Suit*

Shuri, only a little bit surprised, continuing to Poke: shARP AND POINTY sharp and poi-

T'challa: *deactivates panther suit*

Shuri, still poking: soft and squishy soft and squishy,

you hold your child as tight as you can. [then push away the unimaginable.]

Thank you to whoever made this im so excited