Have Been Writing A Bit Long Post For Eldad Faerie Au So Considering Personal Life It Still Takes Time

Mermay Day 4: Axolotl

finally turned in the rest of assignments and can get back to drawing

i dont get xolotls (and tried to keep kero's look) so he looks weird srry

prompts i use under the cut

Okay it looks like Kohlrabi is veeeery sorry that I got Lemon Zest only guaranteed

Thanks, Kohlrabi, you have no idea what I will draw you two as once I finish current chapter (probably, unless something changes my mind)

People be heterocoding queer ships (please pray tell, when was the last time you saw gay wedding depicted with both men in black suits (as it is irl) as opposed to black and white, when was the last time you saw lesbian wedding depicted with both women in white dresses as opposed to one in dress and the other in black suit? How many do you see lesbian pairings that are not manly man but woman and girly girl? Heterocoding is another can of worms, I stop now) and then be furious when people ship hetero ships.

Sorry, but most of queer ships as of now are traditional hetero couple, but they are the same gender. I would like to call THAT a forced heterosexuality, not when people find some hetero pair they love. I bet if it was not shadowflour that got loved, but let's say mf/de, there would be no neg comments even though mf apparently hates all evil (bruh, she literally got grounded by Witches together with other Beasts, SHE DID SHIT IN HER LIVE, SHE JOINED THEM)

I will probably vent about heterocoding sometime later but as of now... I jope that's all I wanted to say

Just saw a shadowflour hate post, feeling good /sar (no hate to that person, I simply unfollowed and decided to make a response ig?)

How and why is it forced heterosexuality all of a sudden? That's bullshit. Any time we decide to ship a hetero ship its forced apparently?.. the gatekeeping is so insane.

Also.. when did it say that she hated evil and chaos? She legit destroyed a whole forest in a trailer (spoilers down below)

She also caused an illness to the dark cacao kingdom and also killed dark cacao's loyal followers. Sure, she might not care but you cannot say that she hates evil when this stuff happened..

She mightve only joined the beasts for her own cause yes, but they have the same goal, to destroy earthbread.

Also we are legit gatekeeping smc from any ship now. Jeez, what's next? We can't ship eternal sugar with him because she looks angelic and is lazy?? Or maybe burning spice due to his destruction would be 'abusive' in the relationship hmmmmm? Also, people can still not show empathy and care yet still be in a relationship yknow...

Anyway, shadowflour for the win.

Omg look

«Is something wrong, big brother N?»

Okay I suddenly remembered a joke that goes " – we're friends with benefits – don't believe him we're not friends" and despite my shadowflour(although Im not sure if it's gonna be relevant in Eldad Faerie AU) and purelily brain i want to joke that this is Eldad au Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla because Shadow Milk internally goes "yaay my !!bestie!! came back i can continue being absolute menace to him!!!" and Pure Vanilla internally goes "someone take him off of me i pray"

Edgeworth after "Not Guilty" verdict: objection im a murderer

Lana before the trial: im a murderer im confessing

Wright: ARE ALL PROSECUTORS LIKE THIS OR AM I THE ONE SO "LUCKY"?!

THAT LOOKS SO HILARIOUS/VERY POS

Someone: what do you have there

Mystic Flour: A KNIFE

I DONT THINK SHE SHOULD HAVE THAT

Keep translating my stupid jokes

Angel: SO IT'S YOU WHO MADE ME GO UP ON THE TWELFTH FLOOR ONLY FOR A TEA?!

Edgeworth: ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THAT I WOULD ORDER TEA THAT OBVIOUSLY MADE OF AWFULLY CHEAP LEAVES OR EVEN WORSE TEABAGS?!

Angel: HOW DARE YOU LET ME SAY YOU THAT I PUT ALL MY SOUL IN MY TEA AND

Edgeworth and Angel: * keep arguing about tea *

Wright: ...

Ema: ...

Wright: let's get out for a coffee? I guess they will be busy for a long time.

Ema: okay.

I've only had cap/havers for a —day— hour and a half but im already sooo not normal about them

I want to turn into warm puddle with heart going brrrrrrrrr out of my sheer love for cap/havers

Nobody takes my cap/havers away

I want to get someone from my close circle to watch ghosts just so i have someone close to be insane about cap/havers to

Im gonna claw into my tragic wartime gays like a plushie and the will not be taken away from me even from my cold dead hands

Ohh, so I was looking at my storage and found these! I originally shared them on twitter before yeeting the platform. Anyway, feel free to use! Art memes for your oc :D