I've Only Had Cap/havers For A —day— Hour And A Half But Im Already Sooo Not Normal About Them

Fool me once — shame on you

Fool me twice — shame still on you because you still decided to do the wrong thing despite getting a second chance at being a decent human being and don't you ever confuse my attempt at giving you one for stupidity you fuckass because if believing in humanity and hoping people can change is unknown concepts for you than it tells a lot about you, not me, jerk

Okay phaidei headcanon that one can only pry from my dead hands

Mydei's death by wound in the back is actually Safe, Sane and Consensual™ way to leave this world when Phainon grows old so what's better than to die the same day like some romance novel

(hopium)

He's such a silly little guy😭🤲🤲

Why would you want to hurt a silly little guy🤲🤲🤲

Cake for shadow milk. He might be hungry

THE MINIS WERE THE WHOLE REASON FOR THESE SKETCHES

I JUST WANTED THEM BEING SO IN LOVE THAT THEIR EYES BIGGER THAN THEIR FACES

THE WIND EMBRACED BIG SKETCHES ARE THE DECORATION HERE, THEY'RE HERE FOR SILLY INFATUATED FACES

theyre undeniably and unfixably in love your honor, end of my statement on this case

Just finished watching ghosts and oh god my cap/havers oh god

Them looking longingly at each other, them gently whispering, them calling each other by names

I'm so not normal my heart wants to make some flips im not sure how to breathe and i cant stop thinking about them

I've only had cap/havers for a day and a half but if anybody tries to take them from me good luck im taking my tragic wartime gays with me to the afterlife like they're havers' swagger stick in cap's hands

I just can't it's insane

I was expecting only silly comedy from ghosts and yet i also got some very inspiring takes and one of my most favourite pairs if not the one

I don't remember any fictional romance ever making me shiver and feel so strange at heart and be unable to think of anything in the world

I don't even want to finish this post i want to keep talking of my love for these men and their feelings but i just can't put anything else into words

I love them so so much

I WENT "THEY HAVE A _WHOLE_ INTERACTION AND THEY ALSO INTERACT LIKE THEY'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR ETERNITY AND THERE'S NOTHING THEU DON'T KNOW ABOUT EACH OTHER LIKE PLEASE YOU CAN SENSE HOW THEY DON'T MAKE EACH OTHER STRESSED EVEN A BIT PLEASE"

Like PLEASE I'M NOT THE ONE WHO NOTICED _HOW_ THEY INTERACT, RIGHT????

THE WAY I FUCKING SCREAMED WHEN THEY INTERACTED

People be heterocoding queer ships (please pray tell, when was the last time you saw gay wedding depicted with both men in black suits (as it is irl) as opposed to black and white, when was the last time you saw lesbian wedding depicted with both women in white dresses as opposed to one in dress and the other in black suit? How many do you see lesbian pairings that are not manly man but woman and girly girl? Heterocoding is another can of worms, I stop now) and then be furious when people ship hetero ships.

Sorry, but most of queer ships as of now are traditional hetero couple, but they are the same gender. I would like to call THAT a forced heterosexuality, not when people find some hetero pair they love. I bet if it was not shadowflour that got loved, but let's say mf/de, there would be no neg comments even though mf apparently hates all evil (bruh, she literally got grounded by Witches together with other Beasts, SHE DID SHIT IN HER LIVE, SHE JOINED THEM)

I will probably vent about heterocoding sometime later but as of now... I jope that's all I wanted to say

Just saw a shadowflour hate post, feeling good /sar (no hate to that person, I simply unfollowed and decided to make a response ig?)

How and why is it forced heterosexuality all of a sudden? That's bullshit. Any time we decide to ship a hetero ship its forced apparently?.. the gatekeeping is so insane.

Also.. when did it say that she hated evil and chaos? She legit destroyed a whole forest in a trailer (spoilers down below)

She also caused an illness to the dark cacao kingdom and also killed dark cacao's loyal followers. Sure, she might not care but you cannot say that she hates evil when this stuff happened..

She mightve only joined the beasts for her own cause yes, but they have the same goal, to destroy earthbread.

Also we are legit gatekeeping smc from any ship now. Jeez, what's next? We can't ship eternal sugar with him because she looks angelic and is lazy?? Or maybe burning spice due to his destruction would be 'abusive' in the relationship hmmmmm? Also, people can still not show empathy and care yet still be in a relationship yknow...

Anyway, shadowflour for the win.

I'm thinking of getting american news off of my tumblr feed because it keeps getting more and more distressing but I also don't use other media with said information and I don't want to fall out of loop that much

Well if this ain't relatable af