Latest Posts by jbmascis - Page 5

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

2022

just so ppl are aware, i firmly believe april fools is for funny little gimmicks, absurdist memes, and dad jokes, so this blog won’t be reblogging any sudden flashing/jumpscare/g0re videos!!

cranky because you can’t sleep with your tail curled around your body aren’t you

Have you ever actually read the Bible? No, God did not "dare" anyone to kill a baby nor did he command such a thing. People will fabricate anything to criticize the Bible.

he said "rip that baby up" in a game show host voice, very distasteful

nobody ever praises me or pats me on the head or feeds me small treats despite my consistent excellence in the field of not purposefully ripping cabinet doors off their hinges to fulfill some sort of maladaptive destructive urge

apparently the cops arrested fuckin Bicycles Georg today

everytime there are nude breasts on the tv i unsheath my blade and use my lightspeed kata technique to expertly deflect the images before they can reach my eyes

Men w fluffy brown hair in the 70s be like *breaks into your house*

Googled “icp misogynist lyrics” was very Pleased with my results

fyi i don't have a parasocial relationship with batman he has a parasocial relationship with ME

guy who doesn't know how mowed lawns gets like that

guy who has a glass of water and doesn't know what to do with it

the riddler in this

FROG MASK in gouaché lurex, molded plastic eyes. Paper frame.

Around 1970-80.

Artcurial

I think I am beginning to comprehend I can really say anything on this website. There are no limits. There are no limits except that I cannot tag my posts with #girl

feeling like a specimen in a jar

watching mono like my posts in real time

watching mono like my posts in real time

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

guy who has a glass of water and doesn't know what to do with it

get flipped idiot

people who liveblog with the main tag of the media they're consuming my BELOTHED. you're drowning out the recent posts with actual validity and merit

your honor, in my defense: who cares like omfggggggggg who cares???????????? like. come On

no offense to Socrates and Plato n all of them but I would’ve figured that stuff out too if I was like the 10th person to ever exist

Believe.....

“There was something awesome about being at a truck stop at like two a.m. putting eyeliner on with big burly truckers everywhere. It was just really dangerous.”