Guy Who Has A Glass Of Water And Doesn't Know What To Do With It

i made this a while back nd decided to post it since my Iowa cd came in 2 days ago 😇

everything i learn about transformers is against my will

i have approximate knowledge of MANY things.

i know that god quit his day job to pursue a career in therapy.

i know that god is a twink.

i do NOT know what type of vehicle god turns into but i know its gotta be good.

Your honour, I admit that I do have a superiority complex over not watching Disney "live action" remakes, but in my defense, I am right

[speaking into a recorder] day 72 in the maze. morale is low. supplies are lower. nobody has said anything yet, but some of us are starting to think that we might never get out. i'm beginning to question my sexuality.

feeling like a specimen in a jar

watching mono like my posts in real time

RIP to a real one

The Batter: it’s called purification, sweetie, look it up ☺️💕 💅 💅

me, sobbing: no- no it absolutely isn’t you dumbass– you cretin- you absolute buffoon you dumbass stinky baseball man that’s MURDER

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES