Did You Know?

god is R L Stine and i am a goosebumps protagonist.

fyi i don't have a parasocial relationship with batman he has a parasocial relationship with ME

Ah Ah!

wowww okay unfollowing now! i was a huge fan of his cannibal dinner parties and artistic displays of his victim’s corpses, i had no idea he was dating one of his patients

literally nobody:

Alex Hirsch: i don’t work for Disney anymore so now i can say fuck and get political on twitter

guy who doesn't know how mowed lawns gets like that

guy who has a glass of water and doesn't know what to do with it

Warner Brothers execs when Misha Collins accidentally came out as bisexual when he's actually straight:

src.