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y’all ever notice how unspecific the instructions for human sacrifices are in movies n stuff??? like how much blood do we actually need, a teaspoon?? half a cup??? maybe just a drop?????? we don’t know so the wholeass person gets thrown away, why couldn’t it just be like

priest: the ritual calls for the blood of a virgin

sacrifice: ah sher i may as well, i was planning on shaving tonight anyways

if you’re wondering why i never post about batman anymore it’s because we’re taking things to court and i legally can’t

U think some1 is controlling corey like in ratatouille

Yes anon, but instead of a transgender rat chef it’s just a bunch of maggots crawling around in his hair making him do unspeakable things.

Rob Zombie making brownies

EGGS milk and flour BAKE for half an hour and FROST with the back of my SPATULA

me logging in in the month of october

when he’s first introduced in the script, they call him Stuart as well!

they just say ‘Stu’ every other time they mention him, though.

matthew lillard is credited as “stuart” in scream and i find that very amusing

dj unsaved progress here to help you lose yourself

if ***I*** ran into a shark, i wouldn’t automatically assume we were bros

rip to professor membrane but im different