I Have Approximate Knowledge Of MANY Things.

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

man this is like the worst year for tech and websites

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

they probably used to get into debates/arguments/discussions about horror movies all the time at school and Billy & Stu decided “it’s not worth the risk, we might repeat something we’ve said before that could give us away, and he’d know all the answers anyways”

billy and stu never called randy in scream because they knew he’d answer every fucking question they asked him right

he was too goddamn strong and those cowards knew it

Cocaine Bear (2023) dir. Elizabeth Banks

guy who has a glass of water and doesn't know what to do with it

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

chosen by god for the special mission of being a bloke who does fuck all

i like how we've all decided steve is bara as fuck while herobrine is a beanpole of a feral man

AQUATIC CREEPYPASTAS:

Jeff the KRILLer

Slender MANTA RAY

Ben Drowned

The LAKE

Smile DOG FISH

Squidward's Suicide

Russian SWIM Experiment

Eyeless JACK FISH