Bro GCPD Cops Will Just LEAVE THEIR FOOD IN THEIR CARS Like Do They Have Any Idea How Easy It Is To Pry

Me and the baseball team are going to metropolis this weekend to spray paint pride flags on lux Luthers tower, who wants to come?

Edit: he doesn’t deserve to have his name spelled correctly. I’ll change it when he starts funding charities.

✨that’s the point✨ but in the meantime I get free shit from gcpd cars and get stabbed once a week (Gotham central hospital night staff know me by name) and he gets to NOT deal with Batman. Seriously how has your grandpa NOT gotten the hell beaten out of him by lord emo yet?

Hey, @gothamradiokid could you tell you grandpa to CHILL THE FUCK OUT. I got woken up, at three in the GOD DAMN MORNING because MY NEIGHBOR FUCKED UP, AND HE SENT SOMEONE TO DEAL WITH IT. Tell him to do that at midday or some shit, some of us are sheltering highly reactive new mama dogs, and need at least 30 minutes of sleep.

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Riddler has a twitter account set up so if he dies, it spills all the secrets of people he’s pissed at. Don’t ask me how I know this. It was not a fun experience.

Fish: listen son, in this world, there’s the sluts and the losers. Go whore or go home.

Oswald: go whore.

Fish: correct bitch.

Big bird and Bear go skating!

Cottagecore goth?

That's an interesting aesthetic!

The bird that's your profile pic does seem to exactly fit that desc, neat! :P

I'm curious now, mind sharing a cool pic you have of that aesthetic?

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It’s basically spooky forest vibes! And the bird in my profile pic is called a stellar’s jay, and like blue jays are corvids!

Only in Gotham does Bane escort you and your friends to school when the bus can’t be bothered to show up