Only In Gotham Does Bane Escort You And Your Friends To School When The Bus Can’t Be Bothered To Show

I just figured out why my gay ass likes goth women.

They’re more confident

Let me explain. Almost every goth/emo boy I have ever met is the whiniest little fucker with the biggest victim complex, and purposely ignores people thinking they actually need help, tries to get them that help, just so they can keep upping the whole “nobody understands me” thing even though there parents are doing everything they can to try.

But almost every goth girl I’ve ever met has been shot down CONSTANTLY, always being told they’re never getting a boyfriend, they’re ugly, so on and so forth. And yet they still have the energy and courage to say “fuck you” crush you under their platform boots, deck you in the face, and reapply their midnight rose lipstick afterwards. They don’t give two FUCKS what you think.

Now obviously there are exceptions, but I’m talking generally speaking.

So in conclusion goth women are generally more confident, and confidence is a very attractive trait. Thank you for coming to my Ted-talk

✨that’s the point✨ but in the meantime I get free shit from gcpd cars and get stabbed once a week (Gotham central hospital night staff know me by name) and he gets to NOT deal with Batman. Seriously how has your grandpa NOT gotten the hell beaten out of him by lord emo yet?

Hey, @gothamradiokid could you tell you grandpa to CHILL THE FUCK OUT. I got woken up, at three in the GOD DAMN MORNING because MY NEIGHBOR FUCKED UP, AND HE SENT SOMEONE TO DEAL WITH IT. Tell him to do that at midday or some shit, some of us are sheltering highly reactive new mama dogs, and need at least 30 minutes of sleep.

Only in Gotham does the school baseball team captain set up practice in front of the apartment building of whoever pissed them off this week

Update: currently hiding from the cops in a dumpster. There’s no fucking service in here.

no cops at pride just danny phantom and the fenton anti transphobe stick

Hate it when cis people ask unnecessary and invasive questions like "are your experiments ethical?" And "where is that screamimg coming from?"

Genders for sale here, get your genders. I’ve got old genders, new genders, ancient forbidden genders, and The True Gender (frogs). For a nominal fee I will add on a dead name removal service!

Big bird and Bear go skating!

Might I introduce you to mg dnd wizard

Allenvir

He’s a grumpy boi, he runs a shady ass hell library. I’m talking summoning circles on the floor, cries of the dammed from the basement, and what you hope aren’t blood stains everywhere. He dose a FUCK TON of occult shit. He sells ancient forbidden rituals on the black market. After all, why should knowledge be forbidden, just because of the gruesome price?

I just remembered that time I got called cottagecore goth and in gives my autistic ass so much fucking serotonin.