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You know, I did NOT need to be called out this hard

I was talkin to this guy who also had the same idea as me to hide in a dumpster, and we talked about our “villain origins” and I said I just did it for the chaos.

Then he says, OUT OF LEFT FEILD, “do you do it for the chaos, or are you angry at the world for beating you down when you couldn’t perfectly fit into the system, and so you target people and corporations that are enforcers of said system.”

Like DAMN if I wanted advice from a criminal I’d go to riddlers tumbler

Enter a suave prince:

Enter a stoic, aloof, handsome pirate:

Prince, falling in love at first sight: Marry me

Pirate: ?

Prince: M-Merry to meet you, sir

Pirate, shrugs, turns away:

Prince, to himself: Oh my god did I just propose to a stranger I am such an idiot-

Prince, glancing back at his handsome pirate:... Worth it, though

A somewhat quick drawing of a Sentinel, one of my fav dragons due to how powerful they are. Also, their design is pretty cool.

reblog if ur tired and want to make out w/ a cute girl

Girls gays and non binary baes, Please raise your hand if in favor of defunding the GCPD and using the money to help kids in Gotham 🙋🏻

So, I made a bird feeder out of a milk carton (very easy, worth the google, will post instructions if wanted) and was hanging it up in Gotham Central Park. While filling it up with bird seed, I got approached by one arctic bird named crime lord. At first, I got a little worried, for obvious reasons, but then he asked me about it. And of course ADHD/Autism brain went “fuck yeah special interest time!” And I wound up sort of rambling about bird feeders made from recycled materials, native bird diets, and the birds themselves. When I realized that I had been rambling, I got HELLA embarrassed, as I usually get negative reactions for it. But he just? Started talking to me about birds? And at some point the fucking SCARECROW showed up, along with riddler? And we all just sat and talked about birds? And it was probably one of the BEST conversations I’ve ever had, because almost NOBODY EVER wants to talk or hear about my special interests, and it was just, fuckin amazing.

Oh, oh, you meant--! Haha, you meant that I should become acquainted with the lab members! Oh, see, there's--*stands in front of door, from behind which banging and groaning occurs*--there's been a funny little misunderstanding!

When you said to "make friends", I--*elbows the door to get the things behind it to quiet down*--I may have, aha, um... Misconstrued your words.

It is 11 pm

And I just got a phone call from the GCPD station. Y’all remember my old baseball team right?

Snake bit a police officer when asked to leave a protest. Skip and Homie managed to convince everyone they where all just high. And now I’m calling up Lucky and the gang to come help me break them out of the station early. So that’s how I’m spending my night. I’ll keep y’all updated.

It’s me, ya boi

GOTHAMITES IF YOU SEE THIS YOU HAVE TO MAKE A PICREW OF YOURSELF RN HERES THE LINK https://picrew.me/image_maker/1170750

HERES MINE😎

Gotham/Nygmobblepot/ Riddlebird headcanon:

The Iceberg lounge has a cocktail list a mile long and it is always growing. It’s not your average cocktails though, they are Gotham themed and can only be found at the Iceberg.

The reason is that Oswald, being the emotional and grudge holding little bird he is, names cocktails after members of all the well known citizens of Gotham and how they taste reflects on how he feels about them. The disgusting sounding and tasting mix called ‘Bat guano’ being an example.

There are new cocktails every week and it said that the best way to find out the state of the Gotham underworld is to go and try all the drinks on the Iceberg’s What’s New menu. 

The amount of green Riddler themed drinks is alarming and constantly growing. It ranges from ‘E.Nygma wrapped in a daydream’, a delicious and addictive favourite, to the vomit inducing ‘Death at the dockside.’ This particular cocktail is treated the way some people treat extremely hot curries, a way to prove how tough you are. Legend has it that even Batman isn’t tough enough to drink a whole ‘Dockside’ without throwing up.

Bonus: When Oswald is particularly pissed off with someone he will give the bar staff orders to only serve that person the most disgusting drink belonging to their namesake. The patrons of the Iceberg have lost count of how many times Riddler, out of shear stubbornness, has attempted to force down ‘Dockside’ after ‘Dockside’ just to show Oswald up only to end up projectile vomiting and passing out in the toilets a few minutes later.