What A Hell, Of Course

double fantasy if John had wanted to win

if we can't be lovers we'll never be friends :p

thinking about how paul mccartney spent the year 1969 putting the five stages of grief to music and no one even did a welfare check

the thing is ms swift could release a song w the lyrics "i love kissing my straight boyfriend as a straight woman and having straight sex to make straight babies" and you'd have essays about how she's a dyke. sir paul mccartney, meanwhile, could write a song w the lyrics "I'm in love with my dead best friend who's a man who died and I loved to kiss him and jerk him off I wish I could be out in public with him but he's dead" and you'd have reviewers going "another beautiful song that shows mccartneys deep platonic love for lennon." in this essay I will-

REAAAL

1970s-1990s critics of paul mccartney are so funny in retrospect its like.

paul mccartney is too musically diverse and its a bad thing, actually . why is paul mccartney so relentlessly inventive . there goes paul mccartney again, trying something new and fresh and not settling into the same sound! how uncool. musical creativity is inauthentic, actually. why are his melodies good? what is he, a POP singer ?? isn't it suspicious that he is just So Pretty. his eyelashes are too long, clear signs of a vapid manipulator. also here are some dick words. INFERTILE. IMPOTENT haha. ha. amirite. so not rock.... pls get back together w john.....

omg the apple guys era

My roman empire

this is the way John and Paul saw the world: just the two of them doing weird things and no one else but those two weirdos.