Double Fantasy If John Had Wanted To Win

fr

Being ugly is not an excuse. Most people are ugly. I’ve fucked ugly people and they weren’t virgins. They were whores. All things considered there probably is someone 5 minutes away dying to fuck you.

goals

fuck dating apps i wanna meet the old fashioned way (he watches me play at a fête and then i invite him into my band which leads to a 23 year long psychosexual obsession with him)

need a girl to pat my head while i yap about my nerdy interests

cannon

I just had the funniest conversation with a seventyish-year-old cashier at Walmart.

First she noticed my Beatles hoodie. "The Beatles!" She exclaimed.

"I'm a huge fan," I replied. 

"Paul." She said. 

"Mmm-hmm. Paul's the best."

"Too bad they're all dead."

Me, "Oh no no! Paul and Ringo are still alive."

"They are? Really?"

I nodded.

She lowered her voice to a conspiratorial whisper, "I heard that Ringo is gay."

"Huh!," I said, surprised, "I heard the same about Paul and John, together."

She nodded and said, "They probably all were."

😂



potatoes

pregnantcartney

I baked this meme today oh boy

who's this diva??✨

I love pics of George where he's wearing his little hoops so I gave him bigger ones for my own enjoyment