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double fantasy if John had wanted to win

i seriously cannot comprehend the sex drive that makes one exclusively horny for captain america looking movie hunks or the victorias secret angel archetype of tall underweight women with generically pretty faces in bikinis. that shit is like carbon monoxide or infrasonic noise to my libido like my sexual senses cant even clock it

my favorite lesbian is John Lennon

Only John can sympathize with the feminine hysteria of a lesbian teen girl going to art school. If I told him anything I've ever done he would jump in with his own story. I may have 1000 Paul pictures and a body pillow of Paul but that's only because my psyche is in line with lesbian John lennon

early beatles writing sessions

paul: okay, we have to come up with some ideas for the next album. so i was thinking—

john: i have an idea for a song about how im a piece of shit fat ugly bitch with no friends and is hated by everyone and should die. i’m going to call it Dumbfuck Asshole About To Kill Himself.

paul: ……right! cool! i was thinking more along the lines of “i love you girl and want to dance with you” but that’s really good too!

The Joke by Chobek

oh, Jesus bloody christ this is absolutely true

you can make a beatles reference out of literally anything. you walk outside, you see the sun. here comes the sun? george harrison? well, say perchance it's a rainy day, therefore no sun. rain? like the beatles song? you walk back inside to grab an umbrella. but what's that? you're back inside... and you're walking on wood! norwegian wood? this bird has flown? so you get back in your car.. but whats that? you're driving? on the road? why dont we do it in the road? you get to the supermarket and when you pay for said groceries, theres... taxes? taxman? BEATLES REFERENCE?

remember that sexuality is a spectrum that flows and is changeable, they both experienced a lot during their lives, so... the discussion is not about their sexuality but... were they in love in any sense? answer: yes. End of discussion.

Bisexual men loved heroin historically Point to any Famous bisexual man I have it on Good authority they love heroin

TODAY I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YESTERDAY RIGHT NOW I LOVE YOU MORE RIGHT NOW NO MORE CRYING OOOO NO MORE CRYING