Potatoes

I baked this meme today oh boy

JAJAJAJA tan real, por dios

tfw you try to scam a 15y/o femboy for free guitar lessons but u accidentally develop a 24 year long psychosexual obsession with him

the thing is ms swift could release a song w the lyrics "i love kissing my straight boyfriend as a straight woman and having straight sex to make straight babies" and you'd have essays about how she's a dyke. sir paul mccartney, meanwhile, could write a song w the lyrics "I'm in love with my dead best friend who's a man who died and I loved to kiss him and jerk him off I wish I could be out in public with him but he's dead" and you'd have reviewers going "another beautiful song that shows mccartneys deep platonic love for lennon." in this essay I will-

amen🙏🏻

Paul: imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

John: ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

kiss kiss kiss 🫦

in honor of McLennon day I am posting this here and not saying anything

Bisexual men loved heroin historically Point to any Famous bisexual man I have it on Good authority they love heroin

18/07/23 I have never been so young in my life with the awareness of how young I am, I was born a year ago cunts!!!!

This is now my new favorite best friend duo