I Know This Is Going To Make Me Sound Pretensions But I Have To Get It Off My Chest. I Feel An Unimaginable

This is my personal “oh my god the plot is thickening, I have to much to keep track of so I’m listing things here” list. 

The egg is apparently set to take over the remains of L’Manberg. Haven’t really been keeping up with that plot but I think I will now. 

Jack Manifold is having a villain arc and apparently wants to kill Tommy, but refuses to hurt Tubbo

Niki and Fundy are also having villain arcs, but not really

Tubbo is just building his snow base as a fall back for when he and Tommy get the discs back

RANBOO HAS ONE OF THE FUCKING DISCS, LIKE GOD JUST GIVE THE KID A BREAK HE WAS GETTING BETTER HE DOSEN’T NEED THIS STRESS. 

Dream is just gone, but also maybe not because Ranboo has manifested him, like what 

Techno has plans for more undisclosed plans of violence

Glattbur is still a thing. 

Don’t forget about that stupid prison that taunts me every second of my life

oh and another thing not to forget, Techno still owes Dream a favor. Not going to forget that little detail. 

So in other words this Minecraft roleplay is tearing my life apart.  

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable

Okay, so I know everyone is going nuts over Tommy & Tubbo but I wanted to take a second to appreciate Clay’s acting and skills as c!Dream. The man has done some amazing stuff and it really shows in Tommy/Tubbo’s finale.

The part that I think went under appreciated, but really impressed me, was the fight scene on the mountain.

We all know Clay is super good at the game. In an actual battle, he could have won very easily. During this scene it would’ve been easy to slip up (plot-wise) and accidentally kill c!Tommy or c!Tubbo. But if you watch carefully, you could see how Clay was pushing each of them until they were close to death, and then giving them a chance to breathe by switching his attention to the other. He also very clearly signals Tommy for when he knows Tubbo’s health is too low, and c!Dream needs to do a ‘villain monologue’ to stall for time so Tubbo’s health bar can regenerate. (Not to mention giving his character a villainious reason for why they’re ‘not really trying’).

To be frank, Clay’s acting, control, and skills amaze me b/c, somehow, in the heat of this fight scene he managed to actively keep assessing wether or not his opponents were low, and back off accordingly, while still giving the viewer an entertaining fight scene. Like holly cow, that could not have been easy, but he did it flawlessly!!

In conclusion: The whole thing was just awesome! And I doubt there are many players who could have pulled that off!! Well Done Clay!!! You were fantastic!!!

the virgin tommy “needs a whole book and another persons help to come back from the dead” innit  vs the chad jack “crawled out of hell with his own two hands” manifold

sometimes responding to media you like is articulate and sometimes it is microwave noises and static fizz

Dream smp and its fans 2021 colorized

I said it in a reblog of another post and I'll say it here now, "you're too fun" is the slimiest most skin crawling sentence ever uttered on this godforsaken smp. Because it not only implies that not only was all of the betrayal, violence, and mistrust all a fun little game for dream, but also puts his treatment of tommy in Logstedshire in an entirely different light. Abuse is awful no matter what reason, and what dream did was inexcusable, but it was almost easier to analyze and break down, because, in the end, it was supposed to teach tommy a lesson about questioning his authority. You gotta crack a few defiant eggs to make an obedient and traumatized little omelette, right? "You're too fun" throws that all out the fucking window. Because now, instead of tommy's abuse being dream thinking of it as a "necessary evil" in order to keep the smp under his control, it's literally just dream dumping the carton of eggs on the ground and mashing the ruined yolks with his heel. He blew up tommy's items for fun. He broke tommy's spirit for fun. He drove him to the end of every ledge imaginable and still didn't let him jump, for fun. Tommy's mind twisting it so that dream was his friend was probably just an extra, fun little game mechanic that he could mess with. Tommy's suffering was worth absolutely nothing, in the end, because it never meant anything to dream beyond playing a game. Tommy's triumphant speech about dream being scared of him feels less like a realization of his power now and more like a desperate attempt to make their game mean something, anything, to dream. Now, it's clear that manipulating tubbo into exiling tommy was only an excuse to make his game more interestjng. If there was ever any doubts about dream being the most evil person on the server, "you're too fun" squashes them. Because what's more villainous than making people suffer, and then telling them on no uncertain terms that their suffering was for nothing?