Alice In Eclipse: You And Edward Will Have The House To Yourselves Tonight ;)

You all have seen the Carlisle getting his hands boiled to get in the ass moodboard

Now be ready for Edward boiling his eggs in the ocean to impregnate moodboard

carlisle: happy anniversary! I got you an island

esme, holding a box with a tie inside:

honestly “you shouldve killed me when you had the chance” is probably the funniest thing you can say after minorly inconveniencing someone and i plan to say it always

Ok so during the honeymoon when Bella first feels the baby kick, why didn't Edwars hear the heartbeat? I mean if your baby is flailing it's little legs, surely there has to be heart beat?!!!

he was too busy asking god for forgiveness for fucking his wife too well

Catherine Hardwick saying that her favorite line in Twilight (2008) is eddy saying “hi” in the greenhouse

*Chefs Kiss*

[Police sirens wailing in the distance.]

Seth Clearwater, who has never ever done a single thing wrong in his entire life: Oh my god…they’re coming for me.

Snow White, in the flesh.

The Cullens + Bella go to the zoo- what goes down??

new moon where everything is the same but before Edward leaves he sings I Gotta Go My Own Way from High School Musical 2 in the woods to Bella