I Keep Checking My Bank Account Expecting Money To Randomly Appear

I wish I had a face

Do you ever just touch your face and think “there be bones in me skin”

This can save lives of many Black people who were wrongly convicted and arrested on drug possession charges. Please spread!

@not-my-brain hey

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I’ll start:

When you can still smell his colon from last night on your pillow.

i don’t know what’s funnier, JFC as John F. Cennedy or JFK as Jesus fucking Khrist

Blazing Stars

i’m afraid of heights and the ocean.

i don’t like heights because it makes me uncomfortable and i always feel like i might fall

i don’t like the ocean because there could be something lurking behind me and bite me or i could drown :)

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

Wait what I thought it was Henry Tudor

So. York or Lancaster?

What

Um… uhhh…. Henry won?