*a Soft Bird Lands On Your Shoulder*

I thought Voldemort was dead!

Art prompt Starry night but the stars are replaced with Guad

no i wanna be the Screaming person

I had to spend $300 on a new car key because I left them in an Uber and the driver refuses to return them for some reason. I’m going back to Lyft. It’s more expensive in the moment, but the $3 more I would’ve spent on a Lyft was $296 less than what I ended up spending on the uber that still won’t return my property.

okay but serious question if mike wazowski were to draw on an eyebrow which way would be the beginning of the eyebrow and which way would be the end of the eyebrow

What are sheep supposed to count if they can’t fall asleep

Their sins

i’m so done with this place.

Condoms are for fucking pussies

id like to know how i can remember an entire language but not a math formula

types of girls: 1. syrup that tastes so sweet but leaves a stickiness that won’t leave 2. docile dandelions that blow away and leave you forever 3. animal bones that crush under your jaw 4. home

Kily? Kyli?

Reminder

Somewhere out there is a person with your name, except it’s spelled with a “y” and they just can’t figure out why you don’t spell your name right.

when will modern directors be bold enough to give us a fight seen choreographed to tained love