What Are Sheep Supposed To Count If They Can’t Fall Asleep

literally

what the fuck

this is making my phone glitch

Oh how lovely

it’s me,

I’m the lemon that life gives

I wish I had a face

Do you ever just touch your face and think “there be bones in me skin”

if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

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Omg Johnny from my math book is that you

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

Smash mouth has a song about a guy realizing the girl he’s dating is still in love with her ex girlfriend and he encourages said ex to come back and rekindle their lesbian romance