Hey You Should Follow Me :p

when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing

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id like to know how i would die from that...

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

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I was having writers block and so I took a break and soon enough it was 3 in the morning and I had impulsively sewn together a tiny mouse you’re welcome

God I want some buffalo wings

this is stupid. buffalos can’t even fly

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

Feel then power

Anthur

Why was this on my Pinterest and why did I laugh

i knew i didn’t have skin

if it ends with "kin" its probably really stupid and made up thnks

Pumpkins aren’t real I fucking knew it