When You Shake Laminated Paper And It Does The Thing

i present the formula for creating excellent/strange insults:

adjective + curse word + noun

no one asked for your opinion, you abominable shit goblin

i fail to understand how you’ve become such a reprehensible fuck waffle

get out of my way, you sorry excuse for an intolerable ass pastry

i cannot believe that such an illiterate twat truck could ever be remotely polite

maybe if you weren’t such a troublesome goddamn elbow, we could get some things done around here

Oh how lovely

it’s me,

I’m the lemon that life gives

@not-my-brain well hello there

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I’ll start:

@not-my-brain hey

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I’ll start:

people have been taking the piss out of mysterio’s costume since literally the first panel he ever appeared in

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

i want to fucking die i was at the dollar store and i carefully picked up an orange gatorade and went “sexy boy….” because i thought no one else was around but it turns out i was WRONG

i know because i heard a quiet “what the fuck bro” from the next aisle over

Oh yay can I squeeze it in other people’s eyes?

it’s me,

I’m the lemon that life gives

I’m so confused

So. York or Lancaster?

What

Um… uhhh…. Henry won?