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My Immortal

by Just_A_Simple_Writer

Hi my name is Gerard Dark’ness Dementia Raven Delano-Keay and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy grey eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Gerard Way (AN: if u dont know who he is get da hell out of here!). I have pale white skin with lots of eye tattoos. I’m also an eye avatar, and I work at a place called the Magnus Institute in England. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black MCR shirt and a black trenchcoat, black fishnets and black combat boots. I was walking outside The Magnus Institute. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of archive assistants (dey r PREPZ) stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Words: 504, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English

Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Multi

Characters: Gerard Keay, Martin Blackwood, Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist, Gertrude Robinson, Elias Bouchard

Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Gerard Keay, Martin Blackwood/Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist, Gerard Keay/Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist

Additional Tags: Crack, so much crack, Crack Treated Seriously, ignore those tags, this is a completely normal fic, and its MY IDEA COMPLETELY ORIGINAL and if u disagree ur a PREP!!!!1!1!!, (take a wild guess as to what au THIS is), (thats right), Alternate Universe -My Immortal (Fanfiction), Other Additional Tags to Be Added

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/33491686

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i am not joking we need to force teach cooking in schools. like. it is an essential thing for survival. do you know how easy it is to make things if you know even the bare bones shit about how cooking works. we need to teach teenagers how far you can take an onion and some other veggies it’’s sad that people grow up not knowing how to prepare literally anything. and i’m not talking about oh this home ed class taught me how to make chicken nuggets at home i’m talking about learning the balancing of sweetness and acidity and saltiness and bitterness and shit like that and techniques and oil temperatures and how meats cook. it needs to be taught because it’s literally not even that difficult and it matters so much

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it’s only “easy” bc we’ve normalized it.

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sir that is my titty you are tearing to shreds

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i wore my shitty amazon binder and now the right part of my back hurts. fuck.

i Love fanfiction

you ever hear about a person you knew years ago and just. wow. so you were not a figment of my imagination.

pride week is fun, you get groups of gay like, anywhere

thats enough tumblr for today

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"no one touches this character, except when they want to hurt them" MHMM THATS SOME GOOD FUCKING FOOD GIVE ME MORE

HEY HEY GUYS IS ANYONE GOING TO SEE MCR IN PRAGUE ON JUNE 11 2022 BECAUSE I AM GOING AND NEED FRIENDS

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i am on the train and it is so boring