*opens Facebook After Years Of Ignoring Its Existence Just To Click The 'will Attend' Button On The Mcr

Things that are better than sex:

1. when a masked character does the head tilt thingy

Noooo don't get a tattoo it's so permanent blah blah blah my tattoo is whatever I want it to be and today it's an octopus

ah yes, my daily dose of validation

hello gay people of the internet i am back, and i did not finish a single podcast while i was sad. but i did start archive 81. its fun. looove itt. what the fuck is netflix doing. also how does one get mutuals on here.

friends

is this.. is this a. a the magnus archives reference

Double Life I Love You So Much

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

oh yeah i bought they both die at the end! im sure it ends with both of them alive!

i did not expect to realize im asexual while drinking my morning tea but here i am, i guess