Sir That Is My Titty You Are Tearing To Shreds

Sometimes i need to pretend like I’m being held at gunpoint just to fold laundry

This is the only tiktok you’ll ever need, I’ve made about 13 of these and I’m not stopping anytime soon

tumblr i hate to inform you but i started listening to the magnus archives and welcome to night vale at the same time and my head has never been this empty but full. its an experience

afab this amab that what about abba. gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight wont somebody help chase the shadows away

Grian: Scar, what time is it?

Scar: I don’t know, let me check.

Scar proceeds to pull out a goat horn and make as loud a sound as humanly possible

Impulse: WHO IS USING A GOAT HORN AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING?!

Scar: It’s 2 AM.

you ever say something on the internet and people actually take it seriously. wtf.

what the fuck

oh to be Exactly like crowley

when i tried a who are you from tma quizz i got sasha and then i was told id be an avatar of the stranger and i just think its very funny

tubbo rn convincing chat he's totally okay and fine