My Good Shade!

Me when conspirators.

SLEEPOVER TIME!!! I need more friendly interactions!

Part 2!

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It's not just another sleepover, but... Friendly interactions part two!!!

S76: We need some ground rules. I never want to walk in on those two *points at Gency* in a closet ever again. Suggestions?

McCree: …Knock.

Mercy: I’m inclined to agree with McCree.

Jack: *pinches bridge of nose* It’s a closet. I’m not going to knock on a closet, because it’s a closet. Closets are for Watchpoint maintenance and cleaning supplies, when I open the door I expect to find Watchpoint maintenance and cleaning supplies, not cyborg dry-humping. 

Genji: *quiet scoff* We weren’t dry-humping–

Jack: I don’t care, Shimada! Whatever you two were doing in there was gross misuse of the closet!

McCree: Aw, come on, like you have any right to judge with the way you and Reyes carried on.

Jack: That was one time and it was 8 years ago!

McCree: Yeah, ‘One time’ in a closet. There was also ‘One time’ in your Zurich office. 

Genji: And ‘One time’ in the Blackwatch Tactical Intelligence center. 

Mercy: ‘One time’ in the Zurich Medical ward.

Ana: And ‘One time’ on the conference table.

*everyone looks down at the conference table and immediately takes their elbows off of it*

McCree: Wait, Zurich conference table, or ‘here’ conference table?

Ana: …

Ana: …two times on the conference table. 

Odysseus: My real wife knows I don’t have a daughter!

The siren: I mean that could’ve changed by now :/

Odysseus: … aw fuck

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Odysseus: Hey Zeus before you send me to my doom can you tell me if I’ve been misgendering my child

Zeus:

Zeus: What?

!!!! The lighting!!!

Open your eyes, daughter of fire.

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Starkid’s new musical is HERE and I’m already OBSESSED!!!

I fear fish women

ive had an epiphany

You know she would be parading around in a different fancy outfit everyday just to show off to the farmer ♥

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

Phenomenal as usual!!

(guy who only draws lena with red and blue color pallettes) i think lena’s whole Vibe goes really well with red and blue.