Phenomenal As Usual!!

So turns out before joining Talon, Mauga was part of a Polynesian Ecoterrorist group known as the Deepsea Raiders. Any chance you could drop some Mauga and Lifeweaver fan interactions between the two?

LifeWeaver: I may not agree with the methodology, but I am glad the Deepsea Raiders were able to shut down those Summerland Oil rigs.

Mauga: You don't agree with the methodology?

LifeWeaver: *tongue click* Just... you sure caving in that oil executive's skull on national television sends the right message?

Mauga: See, I think not caving in his skull would send the wrong message, because it would tell other oil executives that I'm not going to cave in their skulls. Like, we have to be clear about cause and effect here. Be an oil executive... get your skull caved in. It's very straightforward.

LifeWeaver: ...are we sure caving in skulls is the methodology we want to use, though?

Mauga: Hey, we're throwing stuff at a wall, seeing what sticks. You know how it is.

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LifeWeaver: Given its environmental impacts, how do you reconcile your love of travel with your love of the environment?

Mauga: Well, the way I see it, travel allows you to really experience how precious our planet is, and for me, those experiences allow me to not only be a stronger advocate, but also more conscientious in my day-to-day habits. It can also really show you how sustainable living is highly localized. Resort industries are devastating--we really need to adopt stronger attitudes of cultural relativism and willingness to adapt to local customs if we're going to travel ethically.

LifeWeaver: *thoughtful* I see...

Mauga: But also as you know, I'm super okay with murder, and really good at compartmentalizing. So *blows raspberry.*

LifeWeaver: *flatly* Ah.

Mauga: Every so often I'll visit one of the swankier resorts to hunt the most dangerous game... golfers.

This is the best winter outfit of all the npcs hands down no notes

mixing two niche insterests bc I wanna mix and match hazbin/helluva characters with the tma fears, so i started with the obvious choice, Angel Dust as the Web

okay tma bumper stickers

Happy Star Wars Day! I’ve decided to make my Skywalker comic into one easily rebloggable post.

My good shade!

Wanted to put them altogether finally

thinking about harvey stardew valley and being a rural country doctor with a caseload like:

guy who won’t accept any diagnosis except “you have consumption and need to go to the seaside for your health”

woman who asks what gemstone he would prescribe for her UTI

guy who spends half the day trying to give himself a concussion and the other half trying to blow out his hearing on his guitar

two people who have struggled with alcoholism for years but reject all of his resources for it UNTIL someone gifts them alcohol biweekly for a year straight and suddenly their lives turn around

guy who will not stop mailing people bombs but in a friendly way and like this just isn’t on the PTSD screener??

guy who won’t stop asking him vague but increasingly bizarre questions about the safety of truffle oil

woman who EATS ROCKS

and also there’s a fucking wizard. what’s up with that. how often do you think the man goes “why did i get an MD why didn’t i just train to be a wizard i didn’t even know that was an option” while performing emergency surgery on this one farmer who won’t stop picking fights with ACTUAL MONSTERS

What about Ashe interactions where she’s just having fun, I feel like most of her interactions are so serious lol.

Illari: You don't bother hiding when you're staring, do you?

Ashe: I'm just tryin' to make sense of that outfit. Is it a uniform? Or did you come up with it yourself?

Illari: The raiment of the Inti warriors is designed around optimizing solar threading to its full potential, and for making us identifiable from civilians in combat. So... I suppose it is sort of a uniform.

Ashe: ...bike shorts are optimized.

Illari: Yes.

Ashe: And the cape is for...?

Illari: Oh, it just makes me feel cool.

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Hanzo: I understand you come from a family of famed gunsmiths and arms dealers.

Ashe: Yeah, but I've tried my hand at archery. Can't lie, there's just something about that feeling of lettin' an arrow loose.

Hanzo: Indeed. Both the sense of accomplishment at one's discipline and the catharsis of release are... indescribable.

Ashe: So. what summer camp did you learn at?

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Ashe: I'll have you know, I was going easy on you last time.

Ana: Is that so?

Ashe: But I'm willin' to hit up that target range again to show you what I can really do.

Ana: So what you're saying is, you want a rematch.

Ashe: *nervous laugh* I don't need a rematch just because you got lucky!

Ana: I thought you said you were going easy on me. Which is it?

Ashe: It's both! And I don't need a rematch, but we're having a rematch!

Ana: Well, you'd better have something to show me, this time.

Birders: do you ever wonder if this happens?

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