Outfit Idea: A Tshirt That Says “I CAN’T BE KILLED” Across The Chest Paired With Booty Shorts That

i read that as Goofy saying “gorsh”

Is gaud pronounced 'god' or 'gawd'

it’s pronounced gourd

how to kiss a boy

grab his waist

slip your hand in his pocket

steal his wallet

dont even kiss him

just run

Please .... For fucking once . .... . .. ... Can Trix be for rabbits..... .

My brain: full of heart? More like full of bladder haha

My body: . . . I'm so dehydrated please drink

My brain: ahahahahahahHHAHAHAHAHA can't hear you over my own lolling hahahah

I was scrolling through Thomas spider images to change my background, and I went on a journey that ended up dressing me as a clown and stabbing me in the throat 12 times

I feel like a lot of people don’t want to ask questions they have about gender/sexuality to LGBT people because they don’t want to offend them because we talk about cishet people asking stupid or intrusive questions a lot

But actually when you’re questioning it’s really helpful to be able to ask some ‘stupid’ questions although you’re too afraid to

So can y'all LGBTQIA+ people reblog this if you’re totally fine with people asking questions about your gender/sexuality, as long as they do so respectfully

Lesbian stereotypes: I'm secretly doing this to make my boyfriend jealous, also I'm a predator

Actual lesbians: Dear Sappho I just fell down the stairs cause there was a cute girl. She helped me up and asked me on a date. Does she actually like me?

Stereotypes that people have for themselves, while still sometimes harmful, are always so much funnier than the stereotypes that outsiders have for them.

Like outsiders are like “Asexual people are prudes and will yell at you for having sex!” and actual asexual people are like “All ace people want a dragon.”

Outsiders are like “Californians all surf and say dude a lot.” and actual Californians are like “If There Is Not A Taco Shop Within Five Miles Of Me At All Times I Will Literally Die.”

Happy New Year

I don't like being a decade older

I don't know if anyone else has a favorite type of cell but I do and it's a macrophage

big muscle lesbians you are so fucking valid