Now Recalling Those Thousands Of Words Shakespeare Created And Shakespeare Had Used, He Couldn't Help

Honestly I've been twirling my hair since before I had hair.

Pros, the heat and constant twirling gives me perfect curls sometimes. Cons, my hair is always disgusting and I still rip out my knots sometimes lol

Growing up without stim toys be like

- the leg bounce

- sleeves

- bottles of liquid were strangely fascinating

- something heavy on the end of some string

- Doodling ALL the time so now you’re kind of accidentally good at art

- MAGNETS

- jewellery. Especially those weird earrings where they’re a ball covered in gel spikes.

- Covering your hands in glue and peeling it off

- Tapping

- Twirling your hair around your finger until it accidentally turns into a huge knot

- gum

- Stroking pets because it feels good for you not just them

- Any blu tac you found around the house or school would stay with you for many weeks

- Biting the inside of your cheek, fingers, nails

- “we will be using clay in art today” was a god send

- bubble baths

- people think you’re faking needing stim toys now because you’ve gone so long without them and they didn’t notice your little ‘quirks’ before

guys I was born in the 00′s but like i feel so utterly attacked

Time for Childhood for you 90s/Early 2000s kids

Please .... For fucking once . .... . .. ... Can Trix be for rabbits..... .

It's official I'm dating my vibraphone she's my girlfriend now

Bit of a rant but high school be like

Me in 7th grade: oh God, my first F?!? Oh no what am I gonna do??? I usually just have A's and B's, but an F?? I'm gonna die

Me now, as a junior: wow, my GPA's at 2.6? That's pretty good! I'm still gonna have to retake English next year, but at least my grades are looking better!

It's been a weird day.

I sat down to chat with my mom, and not only did I find out it was pretty obvious I was gay before I was out (which, at one point I was talking about a crush and she immediately went "Oh, who is she?" So), but I also found out that if my mother ever decide to label her sexuality she would be bisexual, and that she was low-key gay for her college best friend who I'm middle-named after.

Like I'm running on two hours of sleep gimme a second to fully understand that and be proud and then we'll keep talking

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak. Wanted to follow for the Pokemon content but you're out here shipping whatever the fuck badr is. Dont fucking ship the kids with irkens jesus christ

HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC I DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON

Sorry but I'm gonna rant about school.

One of the things I hate about my high school is how the teachers treat classes. Not the teachers themselves, they're fine. It's just that the teachers treat their class like it's the only thing you do the entire day. Which makes sense, because it's what they do all day. Of course.

What I mean is that sometimes teachers will give you a bunch of homework, and if that class was the only thing you did, it'd be just fine. But when you have 7 or 8 classes that all give you homework-you-could-do-if-that-class-was-all-you-did, then it really starts getting troublesome and messing with your mental health. And then when you add after-school clubs that depend on you, your basically screwed. It's like yeah I could read an entire book and slowly annotate it, I just don't have the time.

And then when the teachers see that you aren't turning things in (cause they're not done because you're so busy you have to pick and choose), they think you're not trying. I have a couple teachers that tell me very often "you're just not trying hard enough, study more" and I'm like Dude I'm trying so hard it hurts you just can't see because I had to pick math over history and take another F.