“My Pills Are The Reason I Almost Walked Into Traffic Just Because I Wanted To See What It Was Like

That is the best thing I've ever seen

btw, Wooloo

is a Valais Blacknose sheep

and they are just as baby

as you’d hope

I don't know if anyone else has a favorite type of cell but I do and it's a macrophage

What a guy actually means when he says he's bouta take a nap:

N - naturally

A - ascending

P - penor

Happy New Year

I don't like being a decade older

*Sits backwards on the couch so that my spine is bent awkwardly and my face is pressed into the cushions*

do you think cymbals have dents because someone went ham?

Listen, I've made a deal with life. I violently flaunt being gay regardless of the consequences so there's no second-guessing, and the cute girl is supposed to acknowledge the five rainbow pins I'm wearing and make the move for me.

Oh my God I just found all of my Pokemon games after literally half a year thinking they were lost I'm so happy

hollywood men are like “it’s my capitalist-given right to date women young enough to be my daughter”

Saying I'm too gay to understand math is honestly the only way I'm surviving this year man

peace was never an option