Decapitated Neck Signals Beginning Of Halloween

If my cat were here, I'd ask him what a landmark is.

it’s not 2020 where i am yet, but here’s my nomination for the first meme of the new decade

If i do, please know that i died with honor and glory, and that I will arrive in Hell shortly.

Remember not to look directly at the Super Wolf Blood Moon Eclipse tonight!

Art is about smashing boundaries and also hospitals.

PLEASE ENLIGHTEN US

Diferentes razas de perro en versión guerrera, por Nikita Orlov.

It's been a weird day.

I sat down to chat with my mom, and not only did I find out it was pretty obvious I was gay before I was out (which, at one point I was talking about a crush and she immediately went "Oh, who is she?" So), but I also found out that if my mother ever decide to label her sexuality she would be bisexual, and that she was low-key gay for her college best friend who I'm middle-named after.

Like I'm running on two hours of sleep gimme a second to fully understand that and be proud and then we'll keep talking

Scientist: I made Kool-aid with my lab equipment.

Me: Pssh, that's easy. You just use the powder-

Scientist: it's homemade

Me: *sweats*

im gonna make a possum riding a roomba shirt and nobody can stop me 

FEED ME ♡

I just woke up on the bus at 2 in the morning and I don't k ow if this emotion makes me feel more or less humane but it's something a d I don't I don't like ot