Hey Look At These Fuckass Motts

The meaning of life is enjoyment. To live. You can’t live life without living.

“The meaning of life is reproduction”

“The meaning of life is success”

“The meaning of life is money”

Wrong. The meaning of life is doing things that bring you joy. Will having children make you happy? What is your definition of success? Will that bring you happiness? Will the mindless accumulation of wealth sate the hole in your heart?

Spend time with your friends. Make bad decisions. Practice self care. Love yourself. Do things that bring you joy. I love you, stranger.

My snek Ruby. She’s not very bright.

Me when Blorbo dies :(:

Ok i dont wanna judge but the person next to me on the bus this morning spent the entire time looking at stock images of people with turtlenecks covering their faces

Like they didn’t even have headphones just screenshotting pictures of people wearing turtlenecks over their faces for like. Thirty minutes.

Calling yourself a terrible person is VERY MEAN to people like Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk, who work SO HARD to be the worst people they can be!! Don’t call yourself a terrible person because it HURTS THEIR FEELINGS :(

And the most recently acquired/youngest: Pepper!

She’s almost two, she’s just very small. She weighs seven pounds and has a proportionate amount of intelligence. (None) Her hobbies include: licking her butthole, licking her siblings’ buttholes, biting her siblings, making Expressions® ™, running face first into walls and doors, stealing bread, purring incredibly loudly, standing on her hind legs and staring distressedly, screaming, falling down the stairs, and being wet for mysterious reasons.

(Nicknames include: stupid, dummy, gross, salt, beps, meeps, sweetie, idiot, and baby)

Here he is! The reason we keep all the toilets closed, the one who had to be put on a diet at seven months old, the one who currently weighs eighteen pounds, the man of the hour, Ladies, gentlemen, and anyone outside or between, I give you, POE

(Various nicknames include fatcat, tubbs, the Poe-parazzi, water boi, and most notably, Po-Po)

“There’s no point crying over spilt milk”

Yes there is it makes me feel better fuck you

Time for a nonsensical rant!

Teleportation could cure cancer!

There are two commonly accepted methods of teleportation: one, which uses ✨spooky magic✨to move you instantly somewhere else, and a second, which scans you, clones you in the other location, and kills the original “you.”

Assuming it catalogues what cells you have, when it clones you it could avoid cloning the cancer cells. Problem is, you might have a couple holes in place of the cancer, which is Not Good. To fix this, it would either need to double-clone some cells to fill the holes, or create entirely new cells. It could also take cells from another person, but that has the same ramifications as the Organ Donor Problem, so we’ll rule that out. Double-cloning cells to fill the holes is the best option. Cells already duplicate by cloning (mitosis) so this makes more logical sense than the second option, creating new cells. You could also use stem cells, but it would probably take much longer.

This method probably wouldn’t work for brain cancer, because that’s where the alive is stored. :(

My insincerest apologies

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