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I just love that I spend literally all my time indulging in my fandom interests and only doing/thinking about things related to my hyperfixations then it gets to the point where the times I have to think about actual things happening in my life and the real world makes me feel sick

it's not projecting if it's real fight me

I truly love and adore all the artwork depicting Terzo or any other Papa with a glowing eye.

But I do have to confess that everytime my immediate first thought, without fail, will be about Sans Undertale.

Guess who, nameless Ghoul? - an Animatic from the Clergy

The two Ghost emotions: healing religious trauma and horny.

(Bless you @the-cardinale)

still trying to understand Terzo's face

The way I've become so attached to Copia as the first papa who's alive while I'm in the fandom, I hate the theories where he's gonna die. Cause of course he's gonna die. But it still hurts to theorize about it and i just physically hurt inside at the thought of this stupid little rat man dying a sad death yk

blessed be the day tobias forge realized how horny the music, the performance, the lyrics, the fans, the ghouls, and himself were and made the ghost outfits tighter, truly the most thoughtful musician in modern times

cardi c my bestest friend ever

Terzo: *calls Copia* I have a joke for you.

Copia: Okay, shoot.

Terzo: What has a tiny penis and hangs down?

Copia: I dunno, what?

Terzo: A bat. Now, what has an enormous penis and hangs up?

Copia: I dunno, what?

Terzo: *click*

I'm sentimental, so take this because I know there's at least one person who needs to hear it

You deserve to be happy and if Ghost is your family, that's nothing to be ashamed of.

Crying over the fact Popia might be killed off and then feeling guilty because it's a stage character? Me too, it's perfectly normal to get attached to them

Still sad about Primo, Secondo, or Terzo? That's also valid.

Didn't get to go to that ritual and ended up upset? I'm so sorry you weren't able to see them, I promise you one day they'll come to you and nothing will hold you back from going when they do

Ghost is family. And so are the ghesties. And even Tobias knows how much it means to everyone and I promise he loves all of you. Whether you just found the band or if you've been to every meet n greet possible.

All the Ghouls and Ghoulettes love you too and they wanna see you succeed in all your endeavors and push through the times it seems everything is against you

Does this make any sense? Is it coherent? Probably not. But hopefully it makes someone feel a little bit better when it's a bit of a turbulent time

Ghost fans love to say things like "this is pope scrungly the 3rd he got assassinated because he was too horny and stopped believing in satan. He's actually the same guy as all the other popes but its part of the bands gimmick so dont worry about it. He's 40."

oh so you think im weird??? would a weird person do this???? *listens to the doctor who soundtrack unironically*

I call upon the fan fic writing gods to bless you with the perseverance to finish one of your unfinished drafts. 

May your fingers dance along the letters upon your device with ease, may the devil of distraction stay far from you, and may your work not need much editing.

I pass this blessing upon every fan fic writer out there.

no yall don't understand. merlin just....not ending up in camelot is the funniest idea to me. like he took a left somewhere and somehow ended up in nemeth and then wandered his way into cornwall. he's never been outside of ealdor how would he know the layout of the land???? how would he know where to go other than the roads which might also split off into different directions??? the funniest scenario is that he gets so horrifically lost that he accidentally boards a boat and ends up in idk francia or something. gaius writes hunith like a month later like "hey where's that kid you were supposed to send me? robin or whatever?" and hunith's like "IS HE NOT WITH YOU???" and meanwhile merlin's wandering around austrasia wondering where the hell he is

"Wait...they're ALL shipped together??"

"Always have been."

BBCM characters as weird photos i found on my phone

Merlin

Arthur

Gwen

Gwaine

Leon

Morgana

Lancelot

Percival

Elyan

Gaius

Can we talk about the golden mine of shitposts that is the Merlin Official twitter account.

And one more to bring to your attention…

 because what the actual fuck

Miraak cultist: Have you heard the words of our lord and saviour Miraak the True Dragonborn?

Local Farmer: Don't suppose I have. What's he say then?

Miraak cultist: No idea. None of us speak dragon or ancient Atmoran. But he seems very passionate about it.

so my super religious and republican family member finally unfriended me on fb and i was trying to figure out which post really put her over the edge and i think i figured out which one it might be...

Bloodborne fanart by Stu_dts

Please tell him to leave me alone I'm gonna cry

After travelling to the farthest corners of the map to locate old masters of sorcery for her, saving her from the Witchbane Ruins, finding her a new body and killing a good man when faced with the choice of either siding with him or protecting her, and her telling you afterward that when all this is over, she will always be there and welcome you with open arms, basically saying the Academy will be your second home once you become Lord, Sellen really has the audacity to turn into a ball.

I thought about Mandalorian Solaire and I suddenly got really happy. 

this knight is bisexual and there is nothing you can do about it!!!!!!!!!

Solarie: If I didn't know any better, I'd think you have feelings for me

Chosen Undead: I love you, I'd kill and die for you, I will shove a longsword up Gwyn's ass for you

the great you/thou post. a quick and dirty guide for characters using archaic/middle english.

speedball samples. i just want to get writing and need to replace all of my you's with thou's!

you are writing a fromsoft character. -> thou are/art writing a fromsoft character.

i follow you on tumblr. -> i follow thee on tumblr.

(all of) you fromsoft roleplayers are so cool. -> ye fromsoft roleplayers are so cool.

A CONSONANT! hollowed be your knight, your humanity come. -> hollowed be thy ✅ knight, thy ✅ humanity come.

A VOWEL! your arcane needs leveling, your endurance is fine. -> thine ✅ arcane needs/needest leveling, thine ✅ endurance is fine.

BONUS ROUND: POSSESSIVE PLACEMENT! your blog -> thy blog. VS. the blog is yours. -> the blog is thine.

just like grammar used to make. i want to get down in the dirt with how these are used!

YOU/THOU: subjective/nominative 2nd person singular pronoun. when YOU indicates the subject, or the active force of a sentence - even if you're asking someone to do something, the YOU in question is the one who could be doing an action. YOU play video games too much; could YOU play fewer games? -> THOU play(est) video games too much; could(st) THOU play fewer games?

YOU/THEE: objective 2nd person singular pronoun. confusing, right? it's when YOU indicates the object, or the thing that is being acted upon in the sentence. normally another pronoun or proper noun will take up the subject slot. i/they/the borg messaged YOU; is it okay to message YOU? -> i/they/the borg messaged THEE; may i/they/the borg message THEE?

✅ if it's acting (including existing), it's thou! if it's being acted upon, it's thee!

(ALL OF) YOU/YE: 2nd person plural pronoun. we really have collapsed the modern 'you' down so neatly; we often don't alter it at all if it's referring to more than one person, unless we're using 'y'all' or 'youse'. if you're familiar with y'all, you can just substitute ye! if not, the YOU refers to more than one person. YOU tumblr users disgust me -> YE tumblr users disgust me. YOU in and of itself is also technically a plural, albeit less formal; you don't have to swap it for ye. THAT FIRST SENTENCE IS JUST AS CORRECT AS THE SECOND IN INFORMAL INSTANCES.

BONUS YE: if you want to get flowery and directly address multiple non-humans, you can swap THE/THOSE/THESE for YE, if 'the' is being used poetically as a form of address - i.e. you wouldnt say this if you're having a conversation with another person, you would still use the/those/these. you effectively have to talk to yourself. THE/THOSE/THESE mountains of my home delight me -> YE mountains of my home, YE bring me much delight!

YOURSELF/THYSELF: reflexive 2nd person singular pronoun. this one is easy. if you are telling a person to do something to themselves, or saying that they have done something to themselves, you use these. change YOURSELF into better armor for this fight; have you seen YOURSELF in that? -> arm THYSELF with more suitable armor; hast thou looked at THYSELF?

YOURSELVES/THYSELVES: reflexive 2nd person plural pronoun. i mention it because i have not seen 'yeselves' used, though it may exist somewhere that i simply haven't come across.

art thou a fancypants? culture thyself. i want to reflect my character's age or class in my writing, when do i use you vs. thou?

the simple answer? it depends on the period you're portraying. the older you are pre-17th century, the more likely thou and its relatives will be used. this is reductive, but it's a good rule of thumb. however, you have to keep class in mind. if your character is speaking to their social better, use 'you'. if they are of equal or lower social standing, use 'thou'.

the more complicated answer? we see you start to phase out thou as old english transitions into middle english, and that's going to vary by region; some say thou was on its way out in the 1300s, but will note its continuation through the 1700s, and people still use it to denote over-the-top formality. but since most of us are writing in fantasy settings that don't directly correlate to real world time periods, you're going to have to make a choice: is my character living in a period before you became more commonplace ( usually tied to social mobility becoming a thing ), and would use thou all the time unless speaking to someone above them? is my character royalty, will they use thou no matter what? is my character in a transitional period and wants to make a point, either by thou-ing everyone ( which could garner some anger ) or you-ing everyone ( which may be seen as too polite to people stuck in the old ways )? it's going to vary, and it's up to you.

these aren't hard and fast rules, and if any of my fellow tumblr linguists or historians want to chime in with their own research ( hiiii ) feel free to do so. but if you've already decided that your character is a thou-thy'er, this guide should get you going.

Theory: The people who simp for Ganondorf also now simp for General Radahn

elden ring is gonna be the dark souls of being bisexual