Can We Talk About The Golden Mine Of Shitposts That Is The Merlin Official Twitter Account.

Miraak cultist: Have you heard the words of our lord and saviour Miraak the True Dragonborn?

Local Farmer: Don't suppose I have. What's he say then?

Miraak cultist: No idea. None of us speak dragon or ancient Atmoran. But he seems very passionate about it.

im glad people acknowledge how smart Stan is to teach himself theoretical physics and repair the portal BUT i feel like we should also talk about the fact that he ALSO SUCCESSFULLY MODIFIED IT! If he just rebuilt it as is just “merely following the blueprints” as some people say, the portal would’ve just opened up where Ford initially fell in 30 years ago, NOT a couple feet away from Ford like Ford describes in Journal 3. like thats so insane???

Gwen isn't even mad because she knows how it is when you give Merlin a lil' smooch on reflex.

“I can fix him” okay but I can fix the narrative. I can recontextualize events and bring out depths of character. I can shift priorities and strengthen relationships and show that anyone can change with enough kindness and support, and that what you admired in him has been inside yourself this whole time.

never gonna recover from this one, I fear

wip comic based off a tumblr post i saw the other day

Raihn:

Oraya:

Morgana: this is my girlfriend Guinevere and that's her husband Arthur and her boyfriend Lancelot then there's their boyfriend Merlin and his other boyfriend Gwaine and then Gwaine's boyfriends Percival and Elyan

Morgana: oh, and there's our friend Leon

Morgana: and this random kid we acquired, Mordred

oh so you think im weird??? would a weird person do this???? *listens to the doctor who soundtrack unironically*

personal theory but I think Radahn hated astrology

GODFREY: oh go fuck yourself

MARIKA, ABOUT TO PULL THE FUNNIEST SHIT THE LANDS BETWEEN HAS EVER SEEN: