Cardi C My Bestest Friend Ever

Can we talk about the golden mine of shitposts that is the Merlin Official twitter account.

And one more to bring to your attention…

 because what the actual fuck

Ghost fans love to say things like "this is pope scrungly the 3rd he got assassinated because he was too horny and stopped believing in satan. He's actually the same guy as all the other popes but its part of the bands gimmick so dont worry about it. He's 40."

Do you think Fiddlefords evil twin brother would be Diddlestan?

My little head canon for Terzo’s Resurrection AU is that because he bleeds gold ichor from his gold gilded throat scar when experiencing negative emotions, people in the ministry start calling him the “Clergy’s Treasure.” Some mean it with reverence, as it’s a gift from the dark lord. 

The Clergy, though, it’s their way of reminding Terzo that he is just a trophy for them now. He has no power, no influence. He’s no longer papa, but a trophy brought back from Copia’s victory.

GODFREY: oh go fuck yourself

MARIKA, ABOUT TO PULL THE FUNNIEST SHIT THE LANDS BETWEEN HAS EVER SEEN:

The two Ghost emotions: healing religious trauma and horny.

(Bless you @the-cardinale)

Watch out Liz, you'll be in the Veneration next

It’s all inevitable and all his fault

it's always so funny to me when arthur/uther says something like "i don't believe this, it's just a silly tale" when merlin/gaius warns them about some legend because like. my guy. YOU LIVE IN A LAND OF MYTH AND A TIME OF MAGIC.