I need to talk about this exchange:
Look at Aziraphale's face and tell me if he was actually talking about real, honest-to-somebody oysters.
That first little š³ face of his? To me, that screams, "Did this demon just tell me he's never had sex?" Then he flicks his eyes up Crowley's whole body and his microexpressions seem to say, "Oh, dear Lord, he thinks I'm talking about actual oysters."
And then this pretty little angel who just propositioned a demon is probably internally panicking about needing to find actual oysters now because there's no way he can take this virgin to the Roman orgy like he was planning.
And Crowley is over here just as clueless as always.
Credit to @dailyineffablehusbands for the gifs
I like to imagine that Brom still got to see and participate in some of Eragons firsts. Like the village is sitting around a campfire and Brom tells one of his stories and little Eragon wriggles free from his aunts grasps and waddles over to him- his first steps. And Brom gets to catch him and everyone thinks it's just cute but Brom, on the inside, is so happy that Eragons first steps were towards him.
Micheal: I understand Dean Winchester is to be my vessel- DAMN who is that š£ļøš£ļøā¼ļøā¼ļø
Zachariah: that'd be the half brother, Adam Winchester.
Micheal: that one. I want that one. Raise him from the dead.
Bilbo who braids Thorin's hair as he fucking dies. Bilbo who can't seem to get his hands to stop shaking but he just has to put the braid in now, before it's too late because they said they would. Bilbo who had the stupid, silver beads in his pocket, ready, because there was never supposed to be a war just a wedding.
I just can't stop thinking about how, sure, there were some rocky moments but that's all they were supposed to be; moments. Bilbo was sure they were going to pass. They were going to work through it. Why else would he be growing out his hair when normally it drove him mad after a certain point?
Thorin who passes gently, peacefully, with the sloppiest, most blasphemous braid in his hair which nobody dares to touch. Thorin who promises to return the favour in the afterlife but in the meantime please do it for me, ghivashel. Thorin whose final breaths are vows.
Bilbo who goes home and learns how to braid. Bilbo who never cuts his hair again.
ANYWAY I'M GOING TO SOB NOW!
Harry James Potter's kid's where named after the Marauders
James Sirius Potter - his dad and his godfather both of which are Marauders
Albus Severas Potter - someone who was like a grandfather and his mom's best friend (at least it's not Peter)
Lily Luna Potter - his mother and Lupin -moon in Latin is Luna- both of which are Marauders (Lily might not officially be a Marauder but she is married to one so...)
I want you to remember:
The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.
in my sickly haze I somehow installed 2 tumblrs
@asura-kairuko requested a gorgon crowley a while back! and this was the perfect thing to sketch at the end of today's work stream š thank you everyone for coming todayyyy! [vod]
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You would think Castielās āheavenā being filled with badly edited half-naked pictures of Dean Winchester is from some spn fan account shitpost from 2015 but no itās from season 9 episode 22 Stairway To Heaven draft script.
āI CAN HEAR IT CALLING TO ME, SAM.