bubbly drinks are the devils work
Who made carbonated drinks a thing? They burn. It’s like tasty sweet water but they make it hurt your throat and mouth when you drink it. WHY does it need bubbles? IT DOESN’T!!!!
Root beer smells SO good but it has BUBBLES whyyyyyyy does it need to have bubbles?!??!
Viva la Revolution against soda!!!!!!!!
follow the IG for more @ballsackremover
I wanna see Ryan reynolds as a turkey
they hated him for his transmasc swag
No straight love interest? It’s free real estate.
YALL I NEED A SENIOR QUOTE IN SIX DAYS
HELP ME PLEASE
If anyone sends anymore hate towards @mlm-transmasc-al-capone I’ll be coming for your kneecaps got it?😊
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Needs A Hug
The poor little meow meow. The traumatised one. The one that just can't catch a break. You have a tragic backstory, and it just doesn't get better from there. You. get beaten up, sacrificed, nearly die, your crush doesn't like you back, you develop a mental disorder, almost die again... all of tumblr wants to hug you and then write angsty fanfiction about you.
Thank you for the tag bestie <333
no pressure but gotta keep the chain goin
@mlm-transmasc-al-capone @gaygh0stt
1. FIRST, create a picrew using this maker, and then 2. SECOND take this quiz on how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character. 3 (THIRD) POST YOUR PIC AND YOUR DESCRIPTION IN THE REBLOG!
You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?
Tagging EVERYONE but especially @magicaltear, @the-beeses-kneeses, @wafflesrisa, @mykingdomforapen, @marbat, @scientistsinistral, @halberdierminister!
Panera has just released a line of swimsuits that say only SOUP in huge letters on them and I thought of you
PANERA? BREAD??
Good evening to the homosexuals and homosexuals only
Please enjoy this thing I made😊
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