Panera Has Just Released A Line Of Swimsuits That Say Only SOUP In Huge Letters On Them And I Thought

larry and nicky are nothing but mental hospital caretakers who also need help

them>>>>>>>>>the rest of the movies industry

Bonus:

Please enjoy this thing I made😊

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Ngl I think I’ve said “hold up fellas let me get my frank sinatra on” to my friends(obviously do you really think I’d say that to anyone else)

Stuff that Jedediah Smith would probably say that my cowboy grandpa has said:

-*talking to a cow* WELL YER JUS’ AS DUMB AS A GRASSHOPPER

-It ain’t a crime if ya don’t get caught. Here’s the keys

-That dumb ol’ Ichabod

-Well lightin’ struck the fence an’ seventeen cows were dead. Mighty unfortunate. Smelled like a good barbacue though

-*A fly goes into the bug zapper and dies* (laughs maniacally)There goes another!

- HAPPY?! We ain’t naming our dog Happy!

-Gosh why d’ya make me clean up the food? *begins to eat the rest of the cake*

-Hold up fellas lemme get my Frank Sinatra on

-Cats?! I don’ like cats! *timeskip to five seconds later. He’s holding the cat* ain’t ya jus’ the sweetest?

pink in the night

SOME RANDOS JUST THREW CHEESE SLICES AT MY CAR

25 years of ads peeled away

I want the tiny romans to work at little ceasars