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should I cosplay Octavius? or like a gender-bent Octavius?

Ted nivison is the kind of guy to aggressively rub his hands together and say 'let's dig in!' before a meal.

mfs will write "slight angst if u squint!!" and ill be crying at the end

somebody said “do you even like foxes”. Do i even like foxes? Fuck you. Go fuck yojrself. do i even like foxes. You have no idea what its like to like foxes

YALL I NEED A SENIOR QUOTE IN SIX DAYS

HELP ME PLEASE

don't fucking interrupt me when i'm reading my x reader fics it's rude

you know I couldn’t be a cowboy because I’d be stuck with my partner in the dead cold prairie night and our horses would be tied up and we’d be huddlin around a crudely made fire because it was too far to go back to the ranch and he’d play the sweetest song on his harmonica, the kind that you felt in your bones and your heart and that the hymns had nothin on, and then he’d finish and we’d both lean in a little too close and my hand would be on his bandanna and his whiskey-breath would be hot on my lips and I’d realize that maybe it wasn’t the touch of a woman i’d been hankerin for

Needs A Hug

The poor little meow meow. The traumatised one. The one that just can't catch a break. You have a tragic backstory, and it just doesn't get better from there. You. get beaten up, sacrificed, nearly die, your crush doesn't like you back, you develop a mental disorder, almost die again... all of tumblr wants to hug you and then write angsty fanfiction about you.

Thank you for the tag bestie <333

no pressure but gotta keep the chain goin

@mlm-transmasc-al-capone @gaygh0stt

NEW CHALLENGE

1. FIRST, create a picrew using this maker, and then 2. SECOND take this quiz on how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character.  3 (THIRD) POST YOUR PIC AND YOUR DESCRIPTION IN THE REBLOG!

Bastard (Good)

You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

Tagging EVERYONE but especially @magicaltear, @the-beeses-kneeses, @wafflesrisa, @mykingdomforapen, @marbat, @scientistsinistral, @halberdierminister​!

give it up for our dancing queen NEIL!!!

Happy Neil banging out the tunes day

public service announcement

french guys be jacqueing off

tuo sllup dneirfyob flowerew ym nehW

I was in Spanish today and i had this thought and you’re gonna have to work with me on this… do you think in the beginning Spanish speaking westerners were confused by roman centurions because of the word cinturón(which means belt) like do you think they thought they were saying belt and it was just really confusing or is this just a really dumb thought i had…

follow the IG for more @ballsackremover

i got a lot of head cannons for natm/jedtavius but most of them outta pocket so i dunno if i should post em

I just know jedediah is one of those men with slutty little waists

I can feel it in my bone(r)s

my review is in and i think that

“i’m in my slut era” i say as i open tumblr to read fanfictions of characters who don’t exist 

larry and nicky are nothing but mental hospital caretakers who also need help

A passenger princess is someone whose significant other always drives when they are together even they're in the passenger's car

it’s legit canon, Octavius is a passenger princess 👑 and honestly i love that for him cause same

it’s legit canon, Octavius is a passenger princess 👑 and honestly i love that for him cause same

25 years of ads peeled away

guess just got out of the hospital cause they went into anaphylactic shock🥳🥳🥳

i forgot i had whicked whims turned on when i was playing the sims with my little cousins

“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

bubbly drinks are the devils work

Carbonation (derogatory)

Who made carbonated drinks a thing? They burn. It’s like tasty sweet water but they make it hurt your throat and mouth when you drink it. WHY does it need bubbles? IT DOESN’T!!!!

Root beer smells SO good but it has BUBBLES whyyyyyyy does it need to have bubbles?!??!

Viva la Revolution against soda!!!!!!!!

there are five frogs staring at me right now

quick headcannon

larry bought a 200 gallon fish tank and filled it with like hamster toys, bedding and other stuff like a hamster wheel and it’s basically a time out area for the minis(mostly jed and oct) and sometimes if it’s not something catastrophic he’ll put them in a hamster ball

something like this