Holy Trinity:

Second order of creamed honey from Ioway Bee Farm finally arrived and while the almond creamed honey was a little underwhelming the blueberry one was almost *too* decadent. Like mortals were not made for something that tastes this good. This honey could corrupt a man from the first spoonful. It helps me to avoid eating half the jar in one go, though.

“Grian causes wars” this and “Grian likes to create chaos” that

The real truth is Grian just wants to build secret tunnels

dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

fish pearl my beloved

Me watching several POVs of the Hermitcraft Season 10 debut, so I've heard the whole "We all know what the prize for winning Demise is, but the audience doesn't" spiel a good few times...

... then going to Etho's episode and he goes trotting off and says "I actually had no idea there was a prize to this thing. I still don't know what it is."

Absolutely Etho behavior.

a dragon finds a clutch of goose eggs and attempts to hatch them

Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990

The Magnus Archives is YELLOW

[ooooo dis-door-tion ooooooooo]

Part 1

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