Me watching several POVs of the Hermitcraft Season 10 debut, so I've heard the whole "We all know what the prize for winning Demise is, but the audience doesn't" spiel a good few times...
... then going to Etho's episode and he goes trotting off and says "I actually had no idea there was a prize to this thing. I still don't know what it is."
Absolutely Etho behavior.
the one thing I'll miss is how boris and trump appeared to have the same otherwise unemployable hairdresser. hashtags end of an era
Now that the new season is looming, here are some predictions I have for Hermitcraft season 9!
- Mumbo is going to go completely ballistic. The man couldn't kill anything for a whole season, the minute he gets a wooden sword no animal mob or player will be safe (either that or he'll kill one thing and then have a crisis but my bet is that one thing will be Grian)
- First player death will be Joe Hills and it'll be him falling into a ravine
- Either that or Iskall is going to kill someone without meaning to again
- There's going to be some dispute between two people who want to settle on the same mountain and they're going to turn it into a hilariously drawn-out comedic rivalry because of course they are
- First shop is going to be either Grian or Impulse
- On that note idk how likely this is but a Grian and Impulse business empire would be SO overpowered please I want it
- Hilarious disparity between people who mesh season 8 in with season 9 and have a canonical path of travel between the two vs people who don't even mention it at all (read: Zedaph and Etho being Blissfully Oblivious)
- Cleo is going to punch Joe. That's not even a prediction at this point that's just a universal constant
- Place your bets now on which happens first: Mumbo makes a cult or Scar makes a pyramid scheme! I'm betting one or the other in the first ten episodes, bonus points if it's neither and Etho does both
I'm saving this to reblog a few weeks in and see how many Apollo's bullseyes I can get, feel free to add on!
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she’s gon?
queen's dead
I have tragically yet seen a A:TLA crack fic where canon! sokka gets suck in a modern, no powers AU. While juggling his counter identity, the everlasting bullshit that's American high school, bumbling at modern devices and slang, avoiding his sister and dad of this universe, and trying to find his way home... he's just like, huh. It's nice to have a hot minute thats not being a child soldier. And thus begins Sokka's journey doing absolutely batshit insanity thinking its even remotely in the ballpark of normal which includes but is not limited to:
• Joining the cheerleaders thinking that they’re like the kyoshi warriors. Furthermore seeing the make-up and skirt as integral to the art. (He's not wrong, and pulls it off amazingly)
• Met in universe Zuko, whos currently a jerk, but isn't also a human flamethrower and literally hunting him down. Sokka's just normal about it while Zuko insistences they're rivals. They fight in the hallways at least once (less a fight and more of zuko frantically throwing punches and Sukka ducking and blocking with the utmost and infuriating chill.)
• Wants money. So what does he do? Goes to a karate competition. Wins. Then proceeds not to tell anyone. Not out of any actual secrecy but because this is pretty standard Gaang stuff back home.
Que the frantic sensei that arrives at the door answered by the very confused Katara and Hakoda.
•Gets more into martial arts and literally freaking everyone out. Turns out, spending the majority of your short little life fighting, keeping up with, beating, and trying to survive from not only full grown masters, but also masters that can control forces of nature plus maybe a spirit or two makes you pretty damn good at fighting.
• Casual parkour. Twenty-four seven. On roofs. Climbing up brick walls. Gravity defying jumps. Ridiculous reflexes.
Naturally the modern him that lands in his universe is just screaming 24/7. But hey, they both go home in the end. Canon sokka gets a break, modern sokka gets a crisis, as a treat.
someone sent me a photo of a cat that looks like an honest to god toddler (albeit a toddler who resembles a gnome)
[MAJOR MAG 200 SPOILERS] CW: BLOOD, CHARACTER DEATH, STABBING, GORE, EMOTIONAL FEELINGS
Statement Ends.
[It’s called Watcher’s CROWN for a reason. Hence the outfit. Also, I am so sorry.]
I finished the series and REALLY wanted to draw all of these scenes as soon as possible. I decided not to draw the scene that everyone and their mother has drawn.
Part 1
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Part 3
Part 4
Strut.
I have exciting information for you! Bird bones are not entirely hollow, rather they are filled with large air pockets. I find the result both delightful and terrifically unsettling!