Dam…….. That Website “you Feel Like Shit” (it’s Like A Questionnaire / Troubleshooting Guide

September 2021 Illustrations ヽ(• ‿ •)ノ

Had a dream that I made a really generic “Fuck Jeff Bezos” post, and for some reason it got huge. I don’t know what dream logic made me think that would happen, but I remember people asked me to elaborate and I got to lay out my plans for a duel to the death and what recipes exactly we should use to cook and eat him. It was nice.

the cooking show I'm watching is rated PG-13 for language and nudity

yo i got the old blog back

i think it’d be hilarious if you named a pet God. imagine the dialogue you could get from that.

he would not say that, podcast edition:

totally not a kid YEP

a hermit!Tommy AU based on this

Woke up with a terrible thought

I demand that tumblr bring the crabs back. Tumblr should be the one and only social media with crabs that you can summon at the click of a button 24/7, 365 days a year. I think this would save this website.